Application: Rubeus Hagrid - Harry Potter series

[dangerous_pets]

((I consulted the other HP muns

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[omg_sunflora]

"OH MY GOSH GIANT HUMAN!" Yeah, Sunflora wasn't expecting that one.

She ran to hide under the table, but tripped over her feet.

[dangerous_pets]

Hagrid had not expected this reaction to... whatever was going on. Carefully he got down on his knees and peered under the table. "It's all righ'," he crooned. "I'm not goin' ter hurt yeh."

[omg_sunflora]

Sunflora peered at the very tall man. "You sure?" She had never encountered someone that tall before. Except maybe Thecla. Have they met?

[dangerous_pets]

"I promise," Hagrid said earnestly. "I've never seen anythin' like yeh before." He remembered shreds of a sense of tact, at least enough not to ask outright what kind of creature she was.

[woocha]

Dumbledore IS a good person! Wishbone said, wagging his tail in delight.

[dangerous_pets]

"Aye, that he is," Hagrid responded, eyeing Wishbone askance. He wondered what spell had been used to make him talk and if said spell could be used should he acquire another dog.

[woocha]

Yeah! He helped me turn into a human once! I got to hug my friends and try chcolate!

[dangerous_pets]

Hagrid nodded sagely. "Dumbledore can do most anythin' I expect," he answered. But even talk of his idol could not keep him from his true passion, magical creatures. "What did yer think o' bein' human?" he wanted to know.

[vislor_turlough]

"Well, I'm groundskeeper now." And Turlough was very possessive of his job.

[dangerous_pets]

"An' who are you?" Hagrid asked, equally as coldly. Even though the mun knows perfectly well Hagrid couldn't have his old job back, this was going to be a point of contension.

[vislor_turlough]

"You may call me Turlough." Course, everyone does. Not even Yukimura (or Lezard, lol) called him by his first name.

[dangerous_pets]

"An' what qualifies yeh ter be groundskeeper?" Hagrid demanded. Yes, clearly a pissing contest was in the offing. What fun.

[12panelwonder]

"Can I have the lava lamp?" Ah, Matt, to the point.

[dangerous_pets]

"Feel free," answered Hagrid. "I got it in a li'l Muggle shop in London. Clever invention, innit?"

[12panelwonder]

"Sweet." Matt grinned as he picked it up. "It will look so cool in my room."

As he turned to leave, he quickly whirled around. "Oh, hell, I almost forgot, which house do you want to be in?"

[dangerous_pets]

"Err... I was a Gryffindor before," Hagrid answered. He was kind of lost on this whole needing to be resorted because of the sorting hat's strange new whims thing. Give him time. He will eventually catch up.

[mio_remaining]

Mio (still stuck in the Sorting Room) jumped at the loud voice, then jumped again at the height of the newcomer. The last time she had encountered someone that tall caused twenty minutes of fucking grief for the mun, she had barely escaped.

"It won't open," Mio said, keeping her distance. "Not until you're sorted. At least, that was what a little creature said." Or house elf, same diff.

[dangerous_pets]

"Bu' I've already been sorted. Years ago," Hagrid said, making sure to keep his voice at a dull roar. "I was a Gryffindor, back in th' day. I don' understand why I'm goin' through this again. I'm not a student."

[mio_remaining]

Mio shrugged. "I don't know. I just found myself here too. I don't know what's happening."

[dangerous_pets]

Hagrid harumphed. "Knew this place'd go ter hell once they got rid o' Dumbledore," he muttered ominously.