Here goes: One Dorothy lost in Oz.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I'm lactose intolerant, so I try to steer clear from cheese and dairy. Although I would rather like cheese cake when I don't mind the sickness that comes right after it.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I wouldn't THINK of killing anyone! Not even the most wickedest of persons! Not ever, not no how.
3. What time is it where you are?
Oh, I don't know... I don't have a clock in sight.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I'd attack Remus from behind cracking a whip. *blushes* Oh my, what an embarrassing question!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Oh dear, my only suggestion is that you can't possibly be using your garbage pail correctly. Either that or you are just not tidy enough.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I don't have much to try and 'bribe' you with - and bribing isn't that proper, either. But I have these lovely slippers I can promise you.
That is, if I ever get them off.