[Application] Princess Peach Toadstool, Mario series
[There are eleventy-billion Mario games, so not all will be referred to. This mun will make references to some of the sports games and Smash Brothers.]]
The exclamation of surprise was heard first. Then a lady in pink floated down to the ground on a parasol.
"Oh my!" she said. "This isn't familiar at all." It wasn't her castle. It wasn't Bowser's castle. It wasn't even Hyrule Castle or that one that is constantly sieged. (Fighting there is very unpleasant.)
A poking in her arm turned her to the table and to the waiting application.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Well, the one the cooks make, of course! I wouldn't want to disappoint them by disliking their food."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"I'm sorry, who? Are they new people? Besides, no one actually dies in any sort of competition.
3. What time is it where you are?
"I had been in the middle of a battle. I think I had been winning."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Oh, how dreadful! How could anyone consider doing something like that? No, I won't answer at all."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The princess thought. "I suppose Peach's Bar is too obvious? Well, since this is an unfamilar place, maybe the Mushroom Fountain will suffice?"
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Oh, he should marry for love! Love is such a wonderful thing."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Mmmm. Because you are smart?"
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Peach smoothed out her dress. "Well, I'm the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom. And I am pretty good at board games, various sports, racing, and fighting! I even saved my friends once!"
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"Oh!" Peach produced a few coins, a turnip, and her parasol. "How are these? I could also play with you. Or if you want, I can give you a kiss."
"I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____Peach_______
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____Peach_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____Peach_______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ______Peach_______"
The exclamation of surprise was heard first. Then a lady in pink floated down to the ground on a parasol.
"Oh my!" she said. "This isn't familiar at all." It wasn't her castle. It wasn't Bowser's castle. It wasn't even Hyrule Castle or that one that is constantly sieged. (Fighting there is very unpleasant.)
A poking in her arm turned her to the table and to the waiting application.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Well, the one the cooks make, of course! I wouldn't want to disappoint them by disliking their food."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"I'm sorry, who? Are they new people? Besides, no one actually dies in any sort of competition.
3. What time is it where you are?
"I had been in the middle of a battle. I think I had been winning."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Oh, how dreadful! How could anyone consider doing something like that? No, I won't answer at all."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The princess thought. "I suppose Peach's Bar is too obvious? Well, since this is an unfamilar place, maybe the Mushroom Fountain will suffice?"
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Oh, he should marry for love! Love is such a wonderful thing."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Mmmm. Because you are smart?"
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Peach smoothed out her dress. "Well, I'm the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom. And I am pretty good at board games, various sports, racing, and fighting! I even saved my friends once!"
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"Oh!" Peach produced a few coins, a turnip, and her parasol. "How are these? I could also play with you. Or if you want, I can give you a kiss."
"I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____Peach_______
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____Peach_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____Peach_______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ______Peach_______"