open RP in the library: Beowulf gets religion
It all started when Beowulf went to visit the Sorting Hat.
His encounter with other Beowulfs at the Halloween party left him highly confused and distraught. It hadn't helped that he himself made a polyjuice-induced transformation into Dawnstar, which meant sprouting wings and boobs, and being temporarily bereft of his Beowulfhood in more ways than one.
After regaining his natural form, he went to roar at the Sorting Hat. Had any other Beowulfs been Sorted? How could there be more than one Beowulf?
The Hat showed Beowulf the school roster. Beowulf son of Ecgtheow. Gryffindor. There was only himself.
Then how could there be so many other Beowulfs? The Geat insisted upon the evidence his eyes had shown him in the Great Hall.
The Hat told him that this was called an identity crisis. It sent him away with some brochures and a book called the Tarvunty. It also set Kojiro as a guard to prevent Beowulf from interrupting the Hat's beauty rest again.
So there was nothing to do but read the Tarvunty and the brochures. He took them to the library, since that seemed the best place for reading. Beowulf's noble brow furrowed as he began to absorb the principles of Tarvuism...
His encounter with other Beowulfs at the Halloween party left him highly confused and distraught. It hadn't helped that he himself made a polyjuice-induced transformation into Dawnstar, which meant sprouting wings and boobs, and being temporarily bereft of his Beowulfhood in more ways than one.
After regaining his natural form, he went to roar at the Sorting Hat. Had any other Beowulfs been Sorted? How could there be more than one Beowulf?
The Hat showed Beowulf the school roster. Beowulf son of Ecgtheow. Gryffindor. There was only himself.
Then how could there be so many other Beowulfs? The Geat insisted upon the evidence his eyes had shown him in the Great Hall.
The Hat told him that this was called an identity crisis. It sent him away with some brochures and a book called the Tarvunty. It also set Kojiro as a guard to prevent Beowulf from interrupting the Hat's beauty rest again.
So there was nothing to do but read the Tarvunty and the brochures. He took them to the library, since that seemed the best place for reading. Beowulf's noble brow furrowed as he began to absorb the principles of Tarvuism...