[Open RP] This is your brain on drugs

[soggynotecards]

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[getoffmydesk]

Oh sweet God in Heaven, thank you.

"Hello, uh, Miss?" Provenza said, ever the charming horny senior citizen. "You look a little bit lost. Can I help you get somewhere?"

[soggynotecards]

Demyx smiled distantly. "You can certainly help me with something," she practically purred.

[getoffmydesk]

This was not happening, but yes it was! He'd need to step up his heart medication. He smiled. "And what would that be?" Provenza asked.

[soggynotecards]

Demyx moved a little closer. Coyly, she replied, "I think you can guess, can't you~?"

[vislor_turlough]

Turlough took one look into the sorting room and decided Seimigaku was not worth his time. Nor was this woman.

[soggynotecards]

Demyx pouted. "Oh, no, please don't go..."

[vislor_turlough]

"Why the hell not? I have the right to go whereever I want."

[soggynotecards]

Demyx smiled oddly. "Yes, but I can go with you, can't I?" she asked.

[nerdsexgoddess]

Amaranth could spot a horny person at fifty paces.

"Hello," she purred, sashaying up to Demyx. "You look like you could use a little stress relief."

[soggynotecards]

Demyx smiled. "Oh, you have no idea. I have to try the new body out, don't I~?"

Demyx was seriously going to regret this. Under normal circumstances he was very keen on not having sex with goddesses; he'd known too many mortals to come to a messy end that way, and really didn't want to end up with a flower named after him because it grew on the spot where he'd died.

[nerdsexgoddess]

Technically, Amaranth wasn't so much a goddess as a fertility spirit. And yeah, probably Demyx would regret this later, but Amaranth was still game as she looked over the female Demyx avidly.

"Oh, yes. You're not normally a woman? Then you really must try having sex as one. Girl-on-girl is a lot of fun, in very different ways from girl-on-guy."

[soggynotecards]

Demyx moved a little closer to her. "Well, you'll have to show me, then, won't you?"

[effing_eff]

Evan was wandering around Hogwarts, a little less quickly than usual. "Kay, where the EFF am I? I'm spending the most important day of my effing LIFE in Scotland and I can't find the computer lab so I don't have any of those 583 or whatev dudes to walk me through it!"

[soggynotecards]

Demyx perked up at the newcomer's arrival. Here was someone... "Hello, there~"

[effing_eff]

"Oh my GAWD," Evan said in greeting. "A hot blond chick. Who knew? It's like I'm trapped in Beverly Hills and there's no way out."

[soggynotecards]

Demyx smiled. "You really think so?"