Application for Seimigaku (Yu Yu Hakusho-based OC squibbait)
Standing in the sorting room was a tall willowy looking creature. Long legs led from the ground up to a short skirt type binding of blue fabric around narrow hips, barely covering enough to be considered clothing. The expanse of skin from the low slung covering to shoulders was covered in a sheer gauze that left little, if anything, to the imagination. From the shoulders, down the back, hung a deep red cape that ended just below the skirt. Blonde hair flowed from the creature's head, ending even lower than the cape, almost reaching the creature’s knees. The face, however, was the most striking feature. Bright blue eyes were framed with long thick lashes over a pert nose and full pouty lips. Were it not for the lack of any excess flesh on its chest, the creature could have easily passed for female. Even with that lack, it was difficult to believe.
He glanced around the room, curious and amused. "This does not look like Meiou High School," he said, his voice lilting. After a slight pause, he smiled, an almost beatific expression. "Perhaps I am not that far off."
He sashayed forward, his hips swinging gently, femininely, as he did. "State your name," he heard a disembodied voice demand.
He laughed, a bubbling sound. "I am Seimigaku, leader of the Yakubutsuranyou gang in the Seiyaku region of the Makai," he replied, his chin lifted with pride. "Name your pleasure and I will supply it." Then, the paper on the table in front of him caught his eye as the quill hovering over it wrote out his words.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Cheese? hmmm..." he considered a moment. "Perhaps Rochefort, or maybe a good Brie. Something that goes well with wine because intoxication makes everything better."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Seimigaku tilted his head and laughed. "Which one would not be my customer? I do not kill customers, though they do seem to meet with tragic ends."
3. What time is it where you are?
He tapped his chin thoughtfully a moment. "I believe some would consider it four-twenty."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Sexually harass? Oh, I only want that kitsune." Mostly because the kitsune denied him and Seimigaku would not be denied anything. "Or, someone as pretty as I am," he said with no modesty whatsoever.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Oh, how delightful, a bar?" He giggled. "Yaitsubureru," he decided.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Married?" he echoed with great offense. "Neither. They should just all get high together. That is much more satisfactory." And more profitable for him.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Because you are stupid enough to keep a desk," he replied with a sage nod.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
He giggled. "I am the largest producer of intoxicants. My clients are useless, not me."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
He lifted his cloak, showing a multitude of vials under it. "What is it you would like? Granted, I cannot guarantee the results if you are not youkai...or even if you are. But, that is not my concern."
((OOC: this is OC squibbait...have fun with it))
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______Seimigaku______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____Seimigaku_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____Seimigaku_______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____Seimigaku________"
He glanced around the room, curious and amused. "This does not look like Meiou High School," he said, his voice lilting. After a slight pause, he smiled, an almost beatific expression. "Perhaps I am not that far off."
He sashayed forward, his hips swinging gently, femininely, as he did. "State your name," he heard a disembodied voice demand.
He laughed, a bubbling sound. "I am Seimigaku, leader of the Yakubutsuranyou gang in the Seiyaku region of the Makai," he replied, his chin lifted with pride. "Name your pleasure and I will supply it." Then, the paper on the table in front of him caught his eye as the quill hovering over it wrote out his words.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Cheese? hmmm..." he considered a moment. "Perhaps Rochefort, or maybe a good Brie. Something that goes well with wine because intoxication makes everything better."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Seimigaku tilted his head and laughed. "Which one would not be my customer? I do not kill customers, though they do seem to meet with tragic ends."
3. What time is it where you are?
He tapped his chin thoughtfully a moment. "I believe some would consider it four-twenty."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Sexually harass? Oh, I only want that kitsune." Mostly because the kitsune denied him and Seimigaku would not be denied anything. "Or, someone as pretty as I am," he said with no modesty whatsoever.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Oh, how delightful, a bar?" He giggled. "Yaitsubureru," he decided.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Married?" he echoed with great offense. "Neither. They should just all get high together. That is much more satisfactory." And more profitable for him.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Because you are stupid enough to keep a desk," he replied with a sage nod.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
He giggled. "I am the largest producer of intoxicants. My clients are useless, not me."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
He lifted his cloak, showing a multitude of vials under it. "What is it you would like? Granted, I cannot guarantee the results if you are not youkai...or even if you are. But, that is not my concern."
((OOC: this is OC squibbait...have fun with it))
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______Seimigaku______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____Seimigaku_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____Seimigaku_______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____Seimigaku________"