Application: Hank Venture; The Venture Bros.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
“I don't know. Maybe cheddar because it tastes really good for baloney and cheese sandwiches. With the crusts cut off of course.”
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
“Barney probably. Hey, if you've been chased by a T-Rex, you'd understand. Besides, a carrot top isn't dangerous. Unless it's poisoned.”
3. What time is it where you are?
“Almost lunch time, but I don't want to eat egg salad.”
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
“Oh come on! Why do I have to be a zombie? Either way, I don't know. Maybe...
Fleur, except that she's married, so that wouldn't be right.”
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
“I'd call it the Dim Dank Bar. Get it? Because it's dark and it's a bar! See?”
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
“Okay, that's silly. But if it wasn't, why does it matter? They're identical twins, so it's practically the same either way.”
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
“What does “inudated” mean?”
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
“I'm a boy adventurer, I can bench press, and I practically know judo. Don't tell me those don't count.”
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
“I've got a Razzle if you want that. If not, I'll be your slave for a day, a week, two weeks! I'll drink weird stuff with mayonnaise and spit in it! I'll let you barrow my Batman costume! Heck, I'll do anything!”
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. H. Venture.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. H. Venture.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. H. Venture.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. H. Venture.
“I don't know. Maybe cheddar because it tastes really good for baloney and cheese sandwiches. With the crusts cut off of course.”
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
“Barney probably. Hey, if you've been chased by a T-Rex, you'd understand. Besides, a carrot top isn't dangerous. Unless it's poisoned.”
3. What time is it where you are?
“Almost lunch time, but I don't want to eat egg salad.”
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
“Oh come on! Why do I have to be a zombie? Either way, I don't know. Maybe...
Fleur, except that she's married, so that wouldn't be right.”
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
“I'd call it the Dim Dank Bar. Get it? Because it's dark and it's a bar! See?”
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
“Okay, that's silly. But if it wasn't, why does it matter? They're identical twins, so it's practically the same either way.”
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
“What does “inudated” mean?”
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
“I'm a boy adventurer, I can bench press, and I practically know judo. Don't tell me those don't count.”
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
“I've got a Razzle if you want that. If not, I'll be your slave for a day, a week, two weeks! I'll drink weird stuff with mayonnaise and spit in it! I'll let you barrow my Batman costume! Heck, I'll do anything!”
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. H. Venture.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. H. Venture.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. H. Venture.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. H. Venture.