Unpopcorning GIR

[doomydoomydoom]

((OOC: GIR is under new management and doesn't remember any previous HH happenings. Not like GIR would remember anyway.))

Pop!GIR awoke and found himself covered in butter and surrounded by cases of large popcorn. He then shrugged and produced a long straw from inside his head and began sucking up all the butter around him with uneededly loud

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[relentlesssoul]

Roxas was nonchalantly making his way through the hall he had recently found himself emerging into (after exiting an extremly bizzare room filled with popcorn) when his face was almost taken off by a flying... robot?

He stood in awe for a moment, visualizing the small thing that had just run dead smack into a banister right before his eyes, before approaching the ball of fury.

"Um... are you okay?"

[doomydoomydoom]

GIR looked up at the human, then hopped up onto the banister, wagging his tail. He then reached inside his head and pulled out what appeared to be a rubber, squeaky moose, and tried to hand it to him.

He then screamed quite loudly, "Let's be friiiieeeendssssss!", slowly turning his head sideways as he did so."

[relentlesssoul]

Did that thing just pull a MOOSE out of its HEAD???

Roxas was astonished. He had seen some pretty wild things on his journeys but nothing even close to this. This thing, whatever it was, was ridiculously cute though and Roxas didn't have many friends here. Plus he figured he could make some use of the moose.

"Sure" he smiled, widely, offering the robot a sea-salt ice cream in return for the moose, "What's your name little guy?"

[doomydoomydoom]

((OOC: Sorry! I thought I responded to this, I guess lj ate it.))

Letting loose a high pitched giggle, GIR wrapped his mouth around Roxas' hand, devouring the ice cream in one gulp, leaving his hand covered in stickiness.

He cocked his head sideways at the question, tongue lolling out of his mouth again. "I... don't know...," the 'don't' barely coming out as more than a squeak.

[ijk_mno]

"The giant pigs?"

L has seen a few strange things over the past few days. This is right up there with the oddest of them.

He stares down at the little-- person? Creature? Child?

[doomydoomydoom]

GIR quickly cartwheeled upside down and began bouncing on his around in a circle around L, repeatedly screaming, "Bloaty's Pizza Hog! Bloaty's Pizza Hog! Bloaty' Pizza Hog!"

[ijk_mno]

L pinches the bridge of his nose, as though staving off a migraine.

"Desist."

[doomydoomydoom]

What L doesn't realize is that some vector inside GIR's feeble mind turns requests to calm down as the opposite.

GIR flips back onto his feet and bounds at L, hanging off his shirt. "I neeeeeeed pizza! I need it or I will explode!"