Dear Dr. Grant,
Another student in Ravenclaw and I have decided to
run an experiment testing the supposed mythological preference of unicorns for virgins. Before we refine our procedure, we wanted to discuss your experience with unicorns and whether or not we could borrow (under controlled circumstances) a group for our experiment when the time
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My experience with unicorns is none, to be honest. They haven't been covered in class yet. Unicorns aren't something that I can easily get, but they live in the Forbidden Forest if you decide to go get them yourself. I'll be happy to assist you in acquiring some, and I'll loan you any equipment you might need. My office hours are whenever the door's open. Feel free to drop in.
Dr. Grant
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I'd like your assistance. I'm more used to wrangling animals of the small arthropod persuasion. Anything larger than a cat is pretty much outside of my area of expertise.
Would you mind if Near and I stopped by your office this afternoon to discuss this project with you?
Sincerely,
Dr. Jack Hodgins
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Knock yourself out. Sure. I'll be in for the rest of the afternoon.
Dr. Grant
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