Application: Alfons Heiderich

[nazibyproxy]

((Just a quick note to say that Alfons looks just the same as Alphonse Elric, but a couple years older, and he has blue eyes. Also short hair.))A sudden, painful twinge in his forehead coaxed Alfons into awakening. He groaned as he sat up and rubbed his forehead. He thought back at what the possible cause could be, then he remember last night at

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[nazibyproxy]

"Well, it's an aircraft made to go very very fast depending on the type of fuel." An unexpected question, but he wondered where this boy came from if this was all a dream.

[nazibyproxy]

"Yes, at the moment the best we have just goes on its own. But we're really hopeful for the future."

[carriesapurse]

Tinky Winky needed a skilled mechanic, and fast! His tubby custard machine had gone haywire!

The Narrator -- the disembodied voice which followed him everywhere, audible to all but visible to none -- announced as Tinky Winky and his pudding-spewing machine entered the Sorting Room:

"One day, in Hogwartstubbyland, Tinky Winky's Tubby Custard machine could use some engine maintenance."

"Tubby Tustard! Tubby Tustard!" moaned the Teletubby, in a state of high distress, flapping his arms as the machine splorted pink pudding-bukkake all over him.

[nazibyproxy]

"Ah!" he stepped back a bit from the machine that was revolting against the strange purple creature. "Wha-what's going on?"

[carriesapurse]

What was going on? Well, that should be self-evident! "TUBBY TUSTARD," wailed Tinky Winky. The nozzle of the Tubby Custard machine started spraying globs of its pink effluvium all over the place, even toward Alfons.

[nazibyproxy]

He shielded his face as it landed on him. "What happened to it?" He coughed some.

[fm_elric]

"Alfons!," Ed called out, waving with the hand that- quite unfortunately for Alfons- he wore his wedding ring on.

[nazibyproxy]

"Edward! There you are! What is this?" He hadn't noticed the ring yet. He coughed a bit.

[fm_elric]

Ed frowned lightly at the cough- he'd have to drag him down to the hospital wing as soon as he could. "It's a magic school," Ed answered simply. He was rather used to people he knew showing up out of nowhere.

[nazibyproxy]

"Ah... A what?" Had he heard him right?

[charlesofdensen]

It actually felt a little bit reassuring to hear German again even if it was only in one answer. He hadn't really heard it since he was studying abroad. Tours and visits via Dethklok do not count.

"A good answer for the bar question," he replied, in German.

[nazibyproxy]

"Ah, thank you, sir. I'm glad you like it," he replied in kind.

[charlesofdensen]

"Although the talk of manned rockets....I think you've jumped far ahead in time. Rockets can take us into space by now."

[nazibyproxy]

He just stared. "Into space?" He considered this information. "Edward did say it was 2008..."

[papayagami]

Soichiro let out a small laugh. "Try telling your Ravenclaw answer to my friend Ryuzaki. He thought having to work with people was a 'loss'." Vague enough that he didn't give anything away.

[nazibyproxy]

"Sometimes great people are great because of the people under them," he explained.

[papayagami]

"Again..." he shrugged, "tell that to Ryuuzaki. But, I'm getting away from what I wanted to ask you, is Bergader’s Bruder Basil really good?"

He actually took the Sorting Hat seriously. Then again, the Hat's scary when it's pissed.

[nazibyproxy]

"It is, it's a smoked cheese. They're the best at making it," he smiled. "Since I appear to be so far from home, I don't think we'd be able to get any."