Convene the Party Planning Committee, because it is time to have a gay ol' wedding!

[office_michael]

The life of a regional manager was not always easy. Michael had been through all sorts of trauma throughout his career, from being censored from sending around inappropriate e-mail forwards (he had still managed to keep "That's what SHE said" alive, though!) to burning his foot on a George Foreman grill, from having his birthday upstaged by Kevin's

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[the_office_pam]

It took Pam a long time to fashion a reply to that. Not that she wasn't used to Michael coming out with this sort of weird stuff, but that didn't make it any easier to respond. Finally, she settled with something short and simple, because the more you gave Michael, the worse you dug yourself in.

Return owl:

Dear Michael,

Congratulations. I'll buy streamers. Pink and purple are pretty good colors, I think. Angela never said they were whorish, at least.

Pam

[hedwigrobinson]

Michael, my darling boy,

can it be true? Has Mr. I Can't Believe It's Not Butter returned to do his deflowering duty? I am thrilled, I tell you, thrilled. While my own marriages have not been so happy, I think perhaps they were simply not gay enough. We will make sure that this does not happen to you.

I will owl my fashionistas at once!

Kisses and love always,
Mama Hedwig

[office_michael]

Mama Hedwig,

Actually, it was Tinky Winky who returned. Not Fabio. But Tinky Winky is fabulous.

You're so good to me, Mama Hedwig. Owl Pam Beesly, too, will you? Her fashion sense is pretty lame, but she's on the Party Planning Committee. I already owled her, but she could always use more reminders.

Big hug,
Michael