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Dax,
A little blonde birdie told me you were giving a lecture the other day about a monarch by the name of King Kandy. Specifically, about his "duplicitous nature." Believe it or not, this might actually tie into my current research project. Can you tell me more about him? Also, would he be the kind of guy who might steal people's kidneys ( Read more... )
A little blonde birdie told me you were giving a lecture the other day about a monarch by the name of King Kandy. Specifically, about his "duplicitous nature." Believe it or not, this might actually tie into my current research project. Can you tell me more about him? Also, would he be the kind of guy who might steal people's kidneys ( Read more... )
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King Kandy sits on a throne of lies. I have every reason to believe his is a monarchy fraught with murder, inbreeding, and hidden allegiances.
Furthermore, his taste in dress wear is nothing short of garish. There's no doubt in my mind that he would steal a plethora of kidneys, if it would further his family's tenuous grip on the Candyland throne.
Be careful.
-Dax
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Okay, you said Candyland? Does there happen to be a place called Candy Mountain in that country? And/or a place called Caketown?
How does King Kandy's fashion sense factor into the equation?
I promise I'm not in this for black market kidneys. I'm looking for a magical liopleurodon. And its kidneys, I guess, but that's incidental.
Chance
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I can't recall either of those locations as being displayed on the rather crude map of Candyland that Hogwarts has in its possession. However, the map I was privy to was undoubtedly a product of the state tourism board. It's entirely possible that both Candy Mountain and Caketown are a part of King Kandy's domain, and that the information is simply being withheld for nefarious purposes.
Oh, Chance. Style always factors into the equation.
A perfectly reasonable pursuit! You've got nothing less than my full support.
-Dax
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