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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I am but a plain and simple tailor, so I am most satisfied with a basic Cardassian variety that I am sure you've never heard of.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I would never do such a thing! Unless it was a politically-motivated assassination. Or some of my old enemies from the Obsidian Order. Or Legate Dukat. How I hate him.
3. What time is it where you are?
19:46.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I am not really interested in you humans, outside of my vastly amusing friend Dr. Julian Bashir. Still, it might prove to be advantageous to make some contacts within this organization, so I suppose I would try getting along with Miss Tonks. She seems spunky rather like Major Kira.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Quark's. Granted, the name is not original (he is the proprietor) but he always manages to have a glass of kanar waiting for me.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Neither. Given Harry's social status, either twin would simply be a target to any unsavory elements not unlike myself that might want to use them to get to Harry.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Simply because you haven't invented the kind of portable technology that allows to rid yourselves of paperwork forever. Of course, you'd then probably have multiple data-pads on your desk, but that is another issue for another day.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I am the best tailor that Deep Space Nine has to offer, I can give you any number of the station's upper command staff for references. I also helped get the Romulans to join the war by blowing up one of their war-birds and blaming it on others
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
As I have stated before, I am but a humble tailor. I would be happy to make you a suit, or if you are interested, regale you with tales of Cardassian politics. You may not find that terribly interesting though. I am also quite knowledgeable about Romulan flora from some time spent as the gardener for the Cardassian Embassy.