Dear Jon and John,
THE WORST THING EVER HAS HAPPENED. My darling bride, Virginia Braithwaite-Hat, has been ABDUCTED most cruelly! The only clue left was a note with the following drawing:
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I believe it may be a pictorial rendering of handcuffs! Oh, to think of my sweetheart so roughly handled! It doesn't give me any jollies at all!
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Well, phooey to that! Zoidberg, as a famous and accredited Inspector, with mail order degrees in murderology aaaaand murderonomy, would find this young Virginia-person-thing, and thus have his manhood reaffirmed by all!
My Dear Sorting Hat,
Mr and Mrs. Zoidberg are on the case!
Me being Mr. Zoidberg!
Love,
Doctor Inspector Sargent Mister Zoidberg, of the Hogwarts Coast Guard
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Dear Hat, he wrote,
I will attempt 'attempt' being the key word here to organize a search party of villagers posthaste.
Signed,
Lord Commander Jon Snow
P.S. Yes, it is still Jon Snow, not Jon Zoidberg or any other name such as that.
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It was hard to launch a full scale rescue attempt on an empty stomach, even for someone of Zoidberg's considerable prowess.
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