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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I don't really care. I'll eat anything from Brie to Gouda to Parmesan.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Whichever got in my way first.
3. What time is it where you are?
Too late to be doing this, but I'm always a little late to any party.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
If I was that old man, I don't think I'd be in a state to harass anyone. Maybe Tonks. Similar powers, after all.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Chrysalis". You won't exit as the same person you were when you entered.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I'm not all that big on marriage these days. I say he should move in with the two of them. Saves all the expense and trouble of a wedding, and lets him walk out much more easily once he's sick of them.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
It's the natural state of a desk to be covered in paperwork. Walk away from it and do something more interesting.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I can shift into anyone and have all their physical powers at the very least. If that's not enough, I'm also a skilled martial arts fighter, handy with nearly any weapon you can name, can choose to have natural night vision, wings on my back, talons in my fingers and body armour. In addition to that, damages to my biological tissue heal quickly, I'm resistant to telepaths and I can form a resistance to poisons upon contacting them.
...And I can quote Wilde from memory.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe.
Bribes, huh? *considers* People rely too much on special abilities. If those conk out, they're left defenseless so my bribe is self-defense lessons to anyone willing to learn from me. I also have a lot of high-tech gadgets, if you really prefer to rely on those than your own skills.
I don't really care. I'll eat anything from Brie to Gouda to Parmesan.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Whichever got in my way first.
3. What time is it where you are?
Too late to be doing this, but I'm always a little late to any party.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
If I was that old man, I don't think I'd be in a state to harass anyone. Maybe Tonks. Similar powers, after all.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Chrysalis". You won't exit as the same person you were when you entered.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I'm not all that big on marriage these days. I say he should move in with the two of them. Saves all the expense and trouble of a wedding, and lets him walk out much more easily once he's sick of them.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
It's the natural state of a desk to be covered in paperwork. Walk away from it and do something more interesting.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I can shift into anyone and have all their physical powers at the very least. If that's not enough, I'm also a skilled martial arts fighter, handy with nearly any weapon you can name, can choose to have natural night vision, wings on my back, talons in my fingers and body armour. In addition to that, damages to my biological tissue heal quickly, I'm resistant to telepaths and I can form a resistance to poisons upon contacting them.
...And I can quote Wilde from memory.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe.
Bribes, huh? *considers* People rely too much on special abilities. If those conk out, they're left defenseless so my bribe is self-defense lessons to anyone willing to learn from me. I also have a lot of high-tech gadgets, if you really prefer to rely on those than your own skills.