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Open RP for Cluster 6: Tents 24-27

Aug 11, 2007 14:16

((AKA: Open RP for the characters in the cluster; Demyx, Alice Cullen, Yoda, Dieter Prohl, Shibuya Yuuri, the Easter Bunny, Wolfram von Bielefeld, Jaime Lannister. And anybody else that feels like dropping by!))

The Easter Bunny was taking this entire random marriage thing in stride. Hey, pagans used to have much weirder little rituals, and they'd ( Read more... )

family values, rp, dieter prohl, jaime lannister, alice cullen, wolfram von bielefeld, yoda, tomo takino, santa claus, easter bunny, demyx, shibuya yuuri

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tomowildcat August 11 2007, 21:08:36 UTC

((Drive-by! I figure Tomo must have given the house elves a bit of a chase before she got tossed into Tent 23. Feel free to mock.))The Easter Bunny may hear a faint rumbling in the distance, and if he looks to his left he might notice a small dust cloud being kicked up a few tents down ( ... )

fullofjelly August 12 2007, 02:36:16 UTC

His tent didn't have good perv view. So Santa had house-elves drag a lawn chair over, along with his martini; plopping down next to the Easter Bunny (wearing, of course, a special thong for the occasion), Santa gave a little snort. "Humans are so vilely odd. You'd think that if they were going to do the whole 'mass wedding' thing, they'd at least provide some kind of harem of nubile young virgins to choose from."

Taking a drink, he settled back and flipped his sunglasses down over his eyes. "First person we spot getting cuddly in that damn tunnel, I say we tip them over."

tourettesbunny August 12 2007, 06:56:43 UTC

While the Easter Bunny could hardly benefit from a harem of nubile young virgins, he could at least ogle them. "You'd fuckin' think," he grumbled, agreeing. "It'd give me something to do instead of sitting around by a hot-tub. Not that this isn't sweet." He hadn't even met his wife and/or husband yet, so for now, the Easter Bunny was still a free rabbit.

Lying back, the rabbit tipped his top-hat further over his eyes. "Nice thong, dude," he congratulated. Seriously, where did Santa get all those thongs? It was like a mystery of life. "And I'm already going to tip one of the boats next time I see it. It's shaped like a penguin. A fucking penguin!"

fullofjelly August 12 2007, 07:24:16 UTC

"It is quite nice, isn't it?" Santa agreed in a rumble, stretching out and scratching his candy cane package. He bought them at specialty stores. A man could never have too many thongs!

"Nothing wrong with penguins. Got a good blow job from a penguin once." Santa considered that, taking a sip of his martini. "Well, from a girl dressed up as a penguin. But still." He gave the rabbit a little smirk. "Any bunny boats? Sure would like to ride one of those." Hee, innuendo was fun.

tourettesbunny August 12 2007, 07:31:39 UTC

"Thank you for that," the Easter Bunny replied sarcastically. "I really needed to think about your little fetish for humans in animal costumes." He paused, though, and wrinkled his nose in thought. "Dude, how did she give a blow-job? Wouldn't the beak get in the way?"

Oh, and haha, mocking the Easter Bunny about his secret love for Santa race. Very funny. "Not that I've seen," he waved his cigar around. "I'll have you know that plastic bunny boats aren't as good as the real thing, bitch."

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bowchickamaou August 13 2007, 20:22:29 UTC

Having just escaped from the impending Jaime/Wolfram dust-up, Yuuri felt pretty relieved.

On the other hand, he was also kind of worried.

He was too young to be married! Plus you're only supposed to marry someone you love! Unless strange Shin Makoku customs compelled you to marry someone whom you'd smacked in the face! And then you were only supposed to marry Wolfram!

At a loss, he stood outside the cluster of tents, reluctant to go into his own tent just yet.

slayerofkings August 13 2007, 22:15:59 UTC

"Oh, it's that loud man's fiancee," Jaime drawled when he spotted Yuuri. "He's not going to be happy when he finds out that the Hat didn't make a mistake, is he?"

bowchickamaou August 13 2007, 22:38:01 UTC

Yuuri blinked. "Huh? Look, Wolfram's a nice guy once you get to know him. He just needs to learn to express friendliness better."

wolfram_jyari August 13 2007, 22:52:07 UTC

Yes, he certainly did. Yuuri was Wolfram's best friend, and that sentiment was usually expressed through bullying, screaming, whining, and, most unfortunately, art. Even when Wolfram kindly offered to wash Yuuri's back or to steal his covers, the Japanese boy did not seem too impressed with his efforts.

Right now, Wolfram was expressing friendliness by marching with determination to his wayward 'husband.' "Yuuri!" Wolfram frowned and, glaring suspiciously at Lannister, moved in between the two others. "Where did you run off to? You left when I was in the middle of conversation." The demon was much more generous with the term 'conversation' than most people. With one more glare at Lannister, Wolfram put a hand on Yuuri's forearm, to lead him somewhere more private.

"There's something we have to discuss."

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CNTD Jaime/Yuuri/Wolfram wolfram_jyari August 15 2007, 06:38:38 UTC

Wolfram stared at Jaime, in a rare moment of being stunned speechless. He slowly shook his head, and then brought the letter to be read himself. Although the blond was more than a competent reader, he read it twice before numbly folding it into a square, and then tucking it away in his chest pocket.

So, in Hogwarts, he was married to a Ser Jaime Lannister, and Yuuri... Yuuri was married to someone else.

A bunny.

Images of the hypothetical bunny flew through Wolfram's head, and the blond angrily stalked away from the two others. Where was the Easter Bunny!? Where was he!?

Remembering Yuuri's token, the blond started towards Tent 26.

tourettesbunny August 15 2007, 06:52:33 UTC

Still stretched out on a beach chair outside his tent, the Easter scratched his stomach idly and considered the Tunnel of Love. Being that the entrance was directly opposite his tent, it was quite easy to perv keep watch over exactly who was taking this whole thing seriously.

When Wolfram turned up, the Easter Bunny simply craned his neck slightly, looking around him.

"Fuck! There's a bloody penguin boat! A boat shaped like a penguin!" He hollered suddenly, standing up on the chair. "Those tea-bagging sons of bitches! I'm calling the owner of this wank-encrusted castle and complaining out lack of sensitivity! Pissmidgets!"

wolfram_jyari August 15 2007, 06:55:45 UTC

The blond saw him from the tent, and walked to the side of the beach chair. He glared down at the talking mammal. "Are you the Easter Bunny!?"

tourettesbunny August 15 2007, 06:58:57 UTC

Still quite enraged over the appearance of a boat that had the nerve to be shaped like a penguin, the Easter Bunny planted his hands on his hips. "Yeah, what of it?" He snarled. "And that's Mr Easter Bunny to you, bitch. Just don't be asking for chocolate. Believe me, I'll go over and get Santa, he'll give you some chocolate, if you know what I mean."

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