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lightof_justice in hogwarts_hocus

Very Ordinary Application

Feb 13, 2006 02:56

( Cutnote: The text that is written in this notebook shall be cut. )

light yagami, jonathan teatime, methos, chii, kira, application, shizuka, naruto, l, ryuuji otogi, cthulhu, emma woodhouse, nymphadora tonks

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Private to Light Yagami oldoneofrlyeh February 13 2006, 08:08:15 UTC

(Sign: "Swear alligence to me, and I won't narc on you. Yes, I know you have a killer notebook.")

Re: Private to Light Yagami lightof_justice February 13 2006, 08:10:19 UTC

... Would you enlighten me to the name of the one I am suppose to swear allegiance to?

Re: Private to Light Yagami oldoneofrlyeh February 13 2006, 08:15:33 UTC

(Sign: "The Dreaded Sleeping God Cthulhu, Lord of Insanity, Worship of the Outer Gods, and Knitting.

And no, your notebook won't work. Cthulhu is merely an approximation of my name. That and I'm a god.")

Re: Private to Light Yagami lightof_justice February 13 2006, 08:21:20 UTC

...My Shinigami "friend" says your real name is "Cthulhu the Fluffy of R'yleh", is that true?

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dice_addict February 13 2006, 08:33:52 UTC

...Which Kira? We've already got two in the school, one of each gender.

And handcuffs don't work on fangirls. Really. Nothing does. Can I take a closer look at them anyway?

lightof_justice February 13 2006, 08:37:47 UTC

...You have two Kiras? So both Kira and Second Kira have come to this school?

I meant fanservice, when I made that remark... but here, you can have them.

dice_addict February 13 2006, 08:41:06 UTC

...I have no idea about that. Which one is the Second?

I wear leather and eyeliner. That's enough fanservice from me, thanks. *accepts handcuffs with half smirk* I suppose chaining myself to a railing and threatening death by starvation could get them to lighten up. Or attempt to forcefeed me.

lightof_justice February 13 2006, 08:52:31 UTC

The second can kill just by knowing someone's face, the first requires name and face.

Sounds better than how they were used on me. I was chained to a somebody who seemed to never blink. It's unneving when you're trying to sleep, and there he is, not blinking at you...

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5000yearold February 13 2006, 14:14:00 UTC

Well. Yes. I do suppose I'd feel rather more comfortable placing you in Slytherin and keeping you away from me.

((OOC: I wonder if the notebook would work on Immortals? Although considering that Methos doesn't even really know how old he is, it makes you wonder if Methos is even really his true name? He's also quite glad you didn't go the Ravenclaw route :p))

lightof_justice February 13 2006, 20:17:59 UTC

Thank you for your vote.

((OOC: It might work on immortals, but whether they would stay dead is the real question. :P))

5000yearold February 13 2006, 21:27:54 UTC

You're quite welcome. So nice to see politeness in kids these days.

((OOC: IMHO, if it did work that unless it was death by decapatation, I'm guessing it probably wouldn't last :p))

teatimeassassin February 13 2006, 15:35:41 UTC

Hi, I'm Teatime!

A member of the Watch? How bland! Ah, and it would make sense that you think of yourself as basically useless, but I see no reason for you to say so. Everyone thinks they're exceptionally useful somehow. And your bribe makes little impact on me; righting the wrongs of criminal filth posthumously from a dimension away is worthless, especially as the criminals in question proved useful up until the end. Oh dear. Where to place you...the cheese says Slytherin, but...

Who is this Kira and why is he relevant?

lightof_justice February 13 2006, 20:27:55 UTC

Kira is a human being(assumed) who has the ability to kill other human beings just by knowing their Names and Faces(proven- see Lind L. Taylor incident). Subsequent Kiras have been able to do it on face alone(Sakura TV incident, Kyosuke Higuchi incident). He does not need to ever make contact with the victim, according to evidence, and control them prior to death(All murders- he has never been on scene as far as anyone knows.).

And are you sure that you dislike my... floating self eating apples? Ryuk, quit it. They make great entertainment at dinner parties.

teatimeassassin February 13 2006, 23:35:23 UTC

Oh, how silly. What's the problem with this person, then? If they work as an Assassin, I'm sure I for one would have to compliment them. It sounds like a quite clean method of dispensing with the victims. And it'd have to be useful for getting rid of nuisances. Well, I suppose I'd have to meet this person to determine how worthwhile they really are. Hm. Has it been determined if this person needs the entire name, or merely surname and first?

Oh dear, I don't go to many dinner parties. Usually the ones I do attend have the entertainment of blood spurting out and rolling heads. Do you have nothing more useful than that?

::Private to Teh-ah-tim-eh and Light:: lightof_justice February 14 2006, 00:21:31 UTC

They are killing human beings taking the law into their own hands, many believe this to be wrong. And it's too clean- no evidence is left except the death's occurance itself. And it never specifies what qualifies a name, though nicknames and aliases won't work.

...Any interest in seeing a Shinigami/god of death/apple-philiac?

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lightof_justice February 13 2006, 20:36:43 UTC

Thanks for the vote, and may I ask why I annoy you?

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Private to Kira lightof_justice February 13 2006, 21:05:48 UTC

I overplayed the normalcy, didn't I? I am sorry, but it would compromise the entire investigation if I were to reveal some things- though technically I am an average college student, focused on studying, and living alone with my idol girlfriend, at least until I came here.

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