[App: Lieutenant The Honourable George Colthurst St. Bartleigh (Blackadder Goes Forth)
George didn't know where he was at, but he knew one thing: This wasn't the big push. He had been running toward the Germans, and then he ran into the wall here.
"Well, now, that's a strange sort of thing."
Then he noticed the application, and the people mingling about.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Oh, I like all sorts of cheese, I certainly couldn't pick just one.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Those are certainly peculiar names. If either of them are German, I'll kill them, right off! Right after tea.
3. What time is it where you are?
It was time for the big push, and it was dim and foggy out.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Oh go on! Me? I'm a perfect gentleman! I would never shag a girl without her permission!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Oh, I don't know, The Trench or The Big Push or Captain B's. But then, that's probably something Captain Blackadder would name it.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Oh, why would he marry me? Oh come on! I wore a dress one time, but that doesn't make me a girl!
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You must be Captain Darling, then. He's got loads of paperwork!
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I'm a soldier, fighting for the glory of my country! I'm also a really good painter, even if Captain Blackadder said he painted it. And I make a good female, if General Melchett thought I actually was a girl.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Oh! Uh....*rifles through pockets* A few tiddlywinks, my helmet! But I seem to not have anything.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. G. St. Bartleigh
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. G. St. Bartleigh
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. G. St. Bartleigh
One day, marmalade will rule the world. G. St. Bartleigh"
"Well, now, that's a strange sort of thing."
Then he noticed the application, and the people mingling about.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Oh, I like all sorts of cheese, I certainly couldn't pick just one.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Those are certainly peculiar names. If either of them are German, I'll kill them, right off! Right after tea.
3. What time is it where you are?
It was time for the big push, and it was dim and foggy out.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Oh go on! Me? I'm a perfect gentleman! I would never shag a girl without her permission!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Oh, I don't know, The Trench or The Big Push or Captain B's. But then, that's probably something Captain Blackadder would name it.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Oh, why would he marry me? Oh come on! I wore a dress one time, but that doesn't make me a girl!
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You must be Captain Darling, then. He's got loads of paperwork!
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I'm a soldier, fighting for the glory of my country! I'm also a really good painter, even if Captain Blackadder said he painted it. And I make a good female, if General Melchett thought I actually was a girl.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Oh! Uh....*rifles through pockets* A few tiddlywinks, my helmet! But I seem to not have anything.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. G. St. Bartleigh
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. G. St. Bartleigh
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. G. St. Bartleigh
One day, marmalade will rule the world. G. St. Bartleigh"