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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Mozzarella. It goes so well on the appetizers to a meal of stuffed calamari with pine nuts and raisins, cavatelli with sausage, onions and peas and a Sicilian lemon-lime tart.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Both of them are Muggle creations, and in Carrottop's case, a horrible mutilation of the theory of evolution. Why would I want to kill anything that saps the minds of Muggles and turns them into the same idiot-savants their parents are?
Then there's the fact that I own stock in Barney merchandise...
3. What time is it where you are?
Far past Draco's bedtime. The Elf we had used to put him to sleep but now that he is no longer in my employ, we tend to let him stay up a bit later so long as he doesn't barge into the master bedroom. Again.
To answer the question, a quarter past eleven. However, the clock hand for Draco is currently pointing toward this strange community. *le sigh*
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
If I was Albus Dumbledore, I would drive my cane right up my arse, have it cut through my colon and allow me to bleed to death all over the floor while I smiled and waited for the rest of the Order to find my sodomized, impaled body the next day.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
There are other houses?
I never needed to bartend. That's such a Muggle profession. If you wish to earn gainful employment, you don't bartend unless you wish to gain contacts in the lower recesses of humanity.
It's much better to gain resources in the upper classes.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
You should be offering me a bribe to join this motley group. I suppose if I must offer something, it can either be in the form of a generous contribution to your so-called charity or the pleasure in knowing you have a Malfoy name adjoining this community.