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[coxinsox]

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Return pony to Cox

[themountie]

Dr. Cox,

I would certainly be happy to investigate the situation for you. Thank you for letting me know. I'll be at the Hospital Wing posthaste.

Sincerely,
Constable Benton Fraser

[onceacop]

Hit me with the bad.

Murphy

Owl to Murphy, as Red Baron is indisposed

[coxinsox]

Murph,

You're cursed! Congratulations.

The good news is, there's a cure.

-Cox

Re: Owl to Murphy, as Red Baron is indisposed

[onceacop]

... thank god. What's the cure?

Murphy.

Re: Owl to Murphy, as Red Baron is indisposed

[coxinsox]

Hokay, so, you know that big purple guy? With the triangle on his head and the weird, disembodied voice? Goes by Tinky-Winky?

-Cox

Red Baron returns, note heavily warded, the Baron happily chewing on an apple tart

[lilypotter60]

Ginger ~

Thanks?

~ Red

P.S. Ok, no, really, I'm wigged out. What did you do?

Owl to Red, warded

[coxinsox]

Red,

I forgot, I can't send my pony your way, lest you stuff him with junky crap.

What do you mean, what did I do?

-Ginger

Return owl, heavily warded, a big :( drawn on the back of the note

[lilypotter60]

Ginger ~

Hey, it was an apple tart. Apples are healthy. So, ha.

You just all but told me you were proud of me. And said I did a good job. And there's not even the promise of sex. What gives?

...Oh, Merlin, did you eat a cookie?

~ Red

Return owl, warded, a big >:( drawn on the back of the note

[coxinsox]

Red,

There's diabetic logic right there.

Oh, right. I was trying to be a nice person. My bad. I should have known better.

No, I did not eat a cookie. I was giving you an almost compliment. Mixed with a "I hate you for doing that" thing.

So other than the kid in my group, how many people had breakdowns over your little science project?

-Ginger

Return pony, lightly warded

[chaotic_miles]

Dr. Cox,

Sorry I haven't been to see you. I'll stop by tomorrow for that chat.

Miles Vorkosigan