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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I enjoy a soft goat’s milk cheese. Which I stole from Sif, that husband seducing tart.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney, he reminds too much of my ‘stepchildren.’
3. What time is it where you are?
I have no idea, I’m in a cave.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
No one, I believe in fidelity to one person.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
He should marry whichever one makes him happiest, and remain faithful and true, like I did.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
It sounds like my husband, Loki put it there. He’s always doing things like that he’s so mischievous.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless. For countless centuries I’ve held a bowl over my dear husband’s head to prevent snake’s venom from dripping onto his face. I’ve remained faithful to him despite everything he has done to me because I knew he didn’t mean any of it. I haven’t tried to castrate him although I’ve been sorely tempted.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I will offer you my horde of gold which I’ve kept hidden for hard times and haven’t told my husband anyone about. I will offer some beautiful jewelry including the necklace of Brisingamen and some things which belonged Sif. And also my husband’s massive porn collection, he won’t need that now I am here.