Bah freaking humbug (An Unpopcorning Event)

[fullofjelly]

He hated popcorn. Unless it was chocolate covered. Or caramel. Or being thrown at the screen of a Kirsten Dunst movie. But, generally, he hated it. Stuck in your teeth, got kernels caught in your beard - messy stuff. And too salty. Not enough of a sweet kick to make it worthwhile

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[lionesscersei]

As it happened, Cersei Lannister was also sorely in need of a drink. She had a bad case of post- crustacean stress disorder. She had not even gone to the trouble of togging herself out in Dethklok attire. Instead, she had put on the comfortable slouchy red suit a nice house-elf had brought her some time ago.

She wondered whether she could find again that wine cellar she had found on that winter day, months ago, when she lost the matching hat ...

She might as well look for it, she thought. Instead, she found a jolly old fellow with remarkable fashion sense.

"Nice suit," she said.

[fullofjelly]

Well, ho, ho, fucking ho. Actually stopping, Santa beamed happily down at Cersei. "Not too bad, yourself, there, my dear." His eyes traveled slowly down the woman's body and a decided leer lit his jolly face. "Not too bad at all."