Charles Foster Ofdensen, Metalocalypse
All the pain waivers and other paperwork are caught up, and there's no meeting with the band, so I suppose I'll.....
what's this?
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I do like cheddar. It just has a good taste.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
While both have their bad sides, Barney can be recreated and killed all over again, but Carrottop's death would be permament. If it were up to me, Barney would die.
3. What time is it where you are?
It is currently 12:09 pm. Although I don't see why this question is relevant.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
The last thing I want to deal with is a sexual harassment suit. *sigh* But, I suppose if I HAVE to answer, I would say Severus Snape. And remember, he WAS a member of the Order.
As to how....well I have some secrets I'd like to keep.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Well....Don't tell Pickles this Water Horsey Blues
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
He should marry whomever he chooses and I shouldn't push for him to marry someone just for my opinion. It's not like I have his reputation to look out for.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Because the band you work for has a knack for causing and being the center of trouble, and the fans love them for it.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I manage the greatest band yet. If you find that useless, well, I pity you.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I'm sure we can negotiate an offer. My first offer is VIP tickets to a Dethklok concert.
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One day, marmalade will rule the world. ____CFO_________"
what's this?
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I do like cheddar. It just has a good taste.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
While both have their bad sides, Barney can be recreated and killed all over again, but Carrottop's death would be permament. If it were up to me, Barney would die.
3. What time is it where you are?
It is currently 12:09 pm. Although I don't see why this question is relevant.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
The last thing I want to deal with is a sexual harassment suit. *sigh* But, I suppose if I HAVE to answer, I would say Severus Snape. And remember, he WAS a member of the Order.
As to how....well I have some secrets I'd like to keep.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Well....Don't tell Pickles this Water Horsey Blues
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
He should marry whomever he chooses and I shouldn't push for him to marry someone just for my opinion. It's not like I have his reputation to look out for.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Because the band you work for has a knack for causing and being the center of trouble, and the fans love them for it.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I manage the greatest band yet. If you find that useless, well, I pity you.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I'm sure we can negotiate an offer. My first offer is VIP tickets to a Dethklok concert.
Please state, in the subject line, your name and the fandom you've come from, and tag your application with the 'application' tag.
In conjunction with posting your character's application, you must include the following statement, replacing the blanks with your initials (or your Net handle, or your character's initials, or anyone's initials!) after each sentence to indicate that you have read our rules and agree to abide by them:
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______CFO______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____CFO_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____CFO_______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ____CFO_________"