Annie Cartwright, Life on Mars
The woman who had just appeared looked like she'd just walked out of the 1970's, which technically she just had. If Annie knew what year it was she'd just found herself in, she might not have thought Sam was so mad after all, but not being told and suddenly finding herself somewhere else completely different from the building in Manchester where she had been walking into left her slightly confused, so it is with this confusion that she picks up the paper with the questions on and fills it out, like she would do with any other bit of paperwork that she'd be asked to do.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I don't really mind, though cheddar gets boring after a while.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I'm supposed to stop people being murdered not be the one doing it.
3. What time is it where you are?
Half eight, wonder when they'll notice I've not turned up for work.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Get enough of that with the lot I work with. So who are they then?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Why is that any of my buisness?
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Because you probably work with the same sort of people I do. Because you're not passing it on quick enough, or more likely it's my desk it's ending up on.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I'm beginning to think this is one one of their jokes, not Sam's he's not quite like the rest of them. I have a degree in psychology and I just got promoted to detective constible with CID, Manchester.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I thought that was supposed to work the other way? Or the Guv seems to think that, well I have a couple of pounds, mostly small change, my radio and lipstick.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Annie
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Annie.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Annie.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Annie"
((She's from just after series 2 episode 1. There are no real spoilers for either series I don't think.))
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I don't really mind, though cheddar gets boring after a while.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I'm supposed to stop people being murdered not be the one doing it.
3. What time is it where you are?
Half eight, wonder when they'll notice I've not turned up for work.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Get enough of that with the lot I work with. So who are they then?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Why is that any of my buisness?
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Because you probably work with the same sort of people I do. Because you're not passing it on quick enough, or more likely it's my desk it's ending up on.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I'm beginning to think this is one one of their jokes, not Sam's he's not quite like the rest of them. I have a degree in psychology and I just got promoted to detective constible with CID, Manchester.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I thought that was supposed to work the other way? Or the Guv seems to think that, well I have a couple of pounds, mostly small change, my radio and lipstick.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Annie
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Annie.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Annie.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Annie"
((She's from just after series 2 episode 1. There are no real spoilers for either series I don't think.))