Appilcation for Rincewind
1.What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite
The non carnivorous kind, possibly on a potato.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Er, well the luggage would probably take care of that for me. He’d really like stomping up and down on Barney.
3. What time is it where you are?
12:00 am
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Molly Weasley she can cook a mean potato.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark. bartending is danerous, I wouldn’t do that, I’d just be happy drinking some beer in the corner, where no one notices watching the luggage attacking goths.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument. I’ll never be in Gryffindor let’s skip this.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys
are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
There’s a huge creature from the dungeon dimensions somewhere spewing paper on it, when you aren’t looking.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I once defeated a monster with a brick in a sock. And I saved a few times I didn't want to though.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I can offer you some boring rocks, half a banana, some potatos and Some sparkly high heels, from Fourecks.
The non carnivorous kind, possibly on a potato.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Er, well the luggage would probably take care of that for me. He’d really like stomping up and down on Barney.
3. What time is it where you are?
12:00 am
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Molly Weasley she can cook a mean potato.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark. bartending is danerous, I wouldn’t do that, I’d just be happy drinking some beer in the corner, where no one notices watching the luggage attacking goths.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument. I’ll never be in Gryffindor let’s skip this.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys
are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
There’s a huge creature from the dungeon dimensions somewhere spewing paper on it, when you aren’t looking.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I once defeated a monster with a brick in a sock. And I saved a few times I didn't want to though.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I can offer you some boring rocks, half a banana, some potatos and Some sparkly high heels, from Fourecks.