Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I don’t even know what it is, but it’s the gooey stuff Johnny puts on toasties. Tastes a bit like rubber, but not bad for all that.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Are either one of them zombies? ’cause I’m only doing zombies, not, you know, real people.
3. What time is it where you are?
I dunno. Probably too late to still be awake.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Sexual harassment? No, man, I know better than that. Besides, Liz would kill me.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Well, I spent every night at the Winchester, so might as well be that. I don’t care if Ed was right about the rifle, and maybe about Johnny--dogs can look up.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
What, mythology? Sorry, mate, I slept through that all through school. He should marry whichever one he manages to keep.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Oh, paperwork. Just chuck it--ten to one nobody’ll notice, and if they do, well, you’ve got someone to help you look for it.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Oh, well, I’m not actually sure I can prove that, really. Just about everyone seemed convinced I was, for a while--step dad, roommate, girlfriend. Dunno if I’ve changed, really, except I’ve got bloody good aim with a cricket bat.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
A bribe? Cock it. I’ve got…let’s see…fourteen pence, half a pack of gum, a leaky pen, and a cricket bat. And my zombie ex-roommate, though he’s in the shed--might be a bit of a walk to go get him.
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