Amy Wong, Futurama
Suddenly, there was a puff of smoke, and a young Asian woman, dressed in a pink sweatsuit appeared in the room, grumbling to herself.
"Why did they send me to go find Dr. Zoidberg?" She knew why. Because she didn't seem to dislike him as much as everyone else did, though she wasn't exactly sure why that was.
But, something wasn't right. This wasn't Planet Express, not at all. She swore under her breath in Cantonese as she picked up the application and started filling it out.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
My favorite cheese? I'm gonna have to say string cheese, because it's fun to play with and it doesn't leave a mess behind.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney? Carrottop? You mean the guys on the professor's old punishment videos? He once made me watch one because I hid his radio dentures. Aren't they dead by now anyway?
3. What time is it where you are?
It's flashing 12:00, so it must be Omicron 7 time.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I don't need to sexually harrass anyone. I had to have cuteness reduction surgery on my cheek and nose when I was younger. You should have seen how cute I was back then. But, if I have to....I'd choose whoever my parents would like least. It's what I usually do.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Hmm, I'd have to say 'Mars Bar', just don't tell Ziko I stole the name, k?
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
How old is Harry? If' he's under *thinks of a number that sounds really old* 30, he's probably too young to be getting married. I know -I'm- too young to be getting married.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You need someone like Hermes. He loves doing all that paperwork stuff, being Beauracrat Grade 37, or whatever he is. I can give you his number if you want.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I have the same blood type as the professor, who isn't here, so I guess that doesn't help. *her nose wrinkles as she thinks* I have lots of money, and I play a wicked game of crane. You know, the game where you have to move the crane so it will reach down and grab a toy or candy or something. *she grins proudly* I totally rule at that.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Like I said, I have money, and my parents own a whole herd of buggalo, if you want one. They're a cross between a buffalo and a giant bug.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______AW______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____AW_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____AW______.
One day, marmalade my parents will rule the world. ______AW_______"
"Why did they send me to go find Dr. Zoidberg?" She knew why. Because she didn't seem to dislike him as much as everyone else did, though she wasn't exactly sure why that was.
But, something wasn't right. This wasn't Planet Express, not at all. She swore under her breath in Cantonese as she picked up the application and started filling it out.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
My favorite cheese? I'm gonna have to say string cheese, because it's fun to play with and it doesn't leave a mess behind.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney? Carrottop? You mean the guys on the professor's old punishment videos? He once made me watch one because I hid his radio dentures. Aren't they dead by now anyway?
3. What time is it where you are?
It's flashing 12:00, so it must be Omicron 7 time.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I don't need to sexually harrass anyone. I had to have cuteness reduction surgery on my cheek and nose when I was younger. You should have seen how cute I was back then. But, if I have to....I'd choose whoever my parents would like least. It's what I usually do.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Hmm, I'd have to say 'Mars Bar', just don't tell Ziko I stole the name, k?
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
How old is Harry? If' he's under *thinks of a number that sounds really old* 30, he's probably too young to be getting married. I know -I'm- too young to be getting married.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You need someone like Hermes. He loves doing all that paperwork stuff, being Beauracrat Grade 37, or whatever he is. I can give you his number if you want.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I have the same blood type as the professor, who isn't here, so I guess that doesn't help. *her nose wrinkles as she thinks* I have lots of money, and I play a wicked game of crane. You know, the game where you have to move the crane so it will reach down and grab a toy or candy or something. *she grins proudly* I totally rule at that.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Like I said, I have money, and my parents own a whole herd of buggalo, if you want one. They're a cross between a buffalo and a giant bug.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______AW______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____AW_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____AW______.
One day, marmalade my parents will rule the world. ______AW_______"