Gonzo the Great (The Muppet Show, and various Muppet movies & specials)
An odd, blue-furred creature with an even odder nose waltzed, literally, into the Sorting Room. He was smoking slightly, with no tobacco products in sight.
"WOW!!! What an ACT!!! Tap-dancing on top of the Hudson Dam during a thunderstorm!!! Kermit will LOVE it!!!"
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
GORGONZOLA!!!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Couldn't I just arm-wrestle them in a vat of oatmeal while reciting a soliloquy from Richard III and whistling "Flight of the Bumblebee" wearing sequins?
3. What time is it where you are?
Time for spoon-hanging!!!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Wow!!! Returning from the dead?!? How COOL is THAT?!?! Can I try it?!?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Camilla's Crazy Coop!" and it would be staffed by TOPLESS CHICKENS!!!
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
TOPLESS CHICKENS!!!
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Put it in a canon and blow it out the window of the Chrysler building on Arbor Day!!! I have a canon you can borrow!!! What an act!!!
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I AM THE GREAT GONZO!!! Artiste unparalleled in my time, and superceded only by polka-dotted rats on very, very high stilts!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
If you have any goat-herding, or insane schemes you need carried out, I am YOURS!!! Also, I plan on being the greatest artiste that has ever lived - I would do ANYTHING for my art!!! ANYTHING!!!
I also take shorthand!!!
Can I have a wand now?!?
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ___GtG______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ______GtG_____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____GtG_______.
One day, marmalade chickens!!! will rule the world. ___GtG__________"
"WOW!!! What an ACT!!! Tap-dancing on top of the Hudson Dam during a thunderstorm!!! Kermit will LOVE it!!!"
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
GORGONZOLA!!!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Couldn't I just arm-wrestle them in a vat of oatmeal while reciting a soliloquy from Richard III and whistling "Flight of the Bumblebee" wearing sequins?
3. What time is it where you are?
Time for spoon-hanging!!!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Wow!!! Returning from the dead?!? How COOL is THAT?!?! Can I try it?!?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Camilla's Crazy Coop!" and it would be staffed by TOPLESS CHICKENS!!!
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
TOPLESS CHICKENS!!!
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Put it in a canon and blow it out the window of the Chrysler building on Arbor Day!!! I have a canon you can borrow!!! What an act!!!
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I AM THE GREAT GONZO!!! Artiste unparalleled in my time, and superceded only by polka-dotted rats on very, very high stilts!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
If you have any goat-herding, or insane schemes you need carried out, I am YOURS!!! Also, I plan on being the greatest artiste that has ever lived - I would do ANYTHING for my art!!! ANYTHING!!!
I also take shorthand!!!
Can I have a wand now?!?
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ___GtG______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ______GtG_____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____GtG_______.
One day, marmalade chickens!!! will rule the world. ___GtG__________"