Reapplication!
Application
OOC: WELL, it appears that I missed something in the rules (the seperate rules part, my apologies) and I have to choose a different version of the devil. So, I've decided to change things up a little bit...
I am applying as the Robot Devil!
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Brie, because I'm the Robot Devil, and if that doesn't explain things for you, you don't deserve to know.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Oh please, Barney is so deserving of robot hell, after all, no human has worn that suit in years!
3. What time is it where you are?
About 2 years until the apocalypse... and counting.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
All of them, simultaneously. I'm sure that he knows enough spells to be able to be everywhere at once if he wants.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Machiavelli Bot's, 'Where everyone knows your deepest, darkest secrets'
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
HA! Don't make me laugh! Everyone knows Harry should go with both of them!
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Because I keep putting it there.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Would anyone like a spare set of hands? Or would you prefer I bring along Nixon...
OOC: WELL, it appears that I missed something in the rules (the seperate rules part, my apologies) and I have to choose a different version of the devil. So, I've decided to change things up a little bit...
I am applying as the Robot Devil!
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Brie, because I'm the Robot Devil, and if that doesn't explain things for you, you don't deserve to know.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Oh please, Barney is so deserving of robot hell, after all, no human has worn that suit in years!
3. What time is it where you are?
About 2 years until the apocalypse... and counting.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
All of them, simultaneously. I'm sure that he knows enough spells to be able to be everywhere at once if he wants.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Machiavelli Bot's, 'Where everyone knows your deepest, darkest secrets'
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
HA! Don't make me laugh! Everyone knows Harry should go with both of them!
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Because I keep putting it there.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Would anyone like a spare set of hands? Or would you prefer I bring along Nixon...