Application: HR Pufnstuf (of HR Pufnstuf)
A large, greeny-yellow, bulbous-headed creature wearing little white cowboy boots bounds into the Sorting Room.
"Hi y'all!!! What in tarnation's going on here? Where's Jimmy? Where's Freddy? Don't tell me Witchiepoo is up to her ol' tricks again!!!!"
"Hey, now, there now, what's this piece of paper on this here table?"
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Why, I love cheese! You all got any cheese? I would jest love me a wagon wheel!"
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Killin's not right, 'n besides, Barney's a relative o' mine. On my mother's side."
3. What time is it where you are?
"Time to defeat Witchiepoo, by my reckonin'! Get the Rescue Racer!"
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Whut now? I'm sorry, I don't understand that question."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Why, I'd name my place the Magic Flute! We'd serve up some sarsasparilla and some milk! Not together, though. That'd be downright ornery."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"I think Jimmy should marry Freddy! Who's this Harry fella?"
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"You need the Rescue Racer! It's all Witchiepoo's doin'!"
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"Me? Why, I'm the Mayor of Livin' Island, 'n you can't get more useful than that!"
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"Waaal, I reckon I could talk to my ol' cousin Barney 'n see if he'd mosey along with a guest appearance. Or I could sing y'all a song."
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____HRP________
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___HRP________.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers cowboy boots in a bunch. ___HRP________.
One day, marmalade sarsaparilla will rule the world. ___HRP__________"
"Hi y'all!!! What in tarnation's going on here? Where's Jimmy? Where's Freddy? Don't tell me Witchiepoo is up to her ol' tricks again!!!!"
"Hey, now, there now, what's this piece of paper on this here table?"
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Why, I love cheese! You all got any cheese? I would jest love me a wagon wheel!"
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Killin's not right, 'n besides, Barney's a relative o' mine. On my mother's side."
3. What time is it where you are?
"Time to defeat Witchiepoo, by my reckonin'! Get the Rescue Racer!"
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Whut now? I'm sorry, I don't understand that question."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Why, I'd name my place the Magic Flute! We'd serve up some sarsasparilla and some milk! Not together, though. That'd be downright ornery."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"I think Jimmy should marry Freddy! Who's this Harry fella?"
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"You need the Rescue Racer! It's all Witchiepoo's doin'!"
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"Me? Why, I'm the Mayor of Livin' Island, 'n you can't get more useful than that!"
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"Waaal, I reckon I could talk to my ol' cousin Barney 'n see if he'd mosey along with a guest appearance. Or I could sing y'all a song."
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____HRP________
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___HRP________.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers cowboy boots in a bunch. ___HRP________.
One day, marmalade sarsaparilla will rule the world. ___HRP__________"