Believe it!
(OOC: Applying as Uzumaki Naruto~)
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Ramen. Wait, what was the question again? Favorite cheese? Any kind that reminds me of ramen, I suppose.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Simple. I'd kill them both using the clones of my Kage Bunshin no Jutsu! It'd totally awesome and I'd win hands down, for sure, no question!
3. What time is it where you are?
Er... I don't really know. Kakashi-sensei is the one with the clock, which we usually use in timed training, so you should probably go ask him.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Whichever person I not-so-secretly admired, no matter how that person felt about me. I'm sure, thanks to being returned from the dead, that my words of love and admiration would catch her eye this time around and she would fall head over heels in love with me! Then she would throw it in the face of my rival, proclaiming how it was I that she was fond of the entire time, no matter what facade she put on about loving him!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Ichiraku Ramen! Oh... wait...
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Well, it's obvious that Harry has a crush on Fred, even though Fred doesn't acknowledge Harry's existence. Instead of pining away at Fred, Harry should give his attention to George, who has a not really secret crush on him. That way, Harry and George will realize that they were meant to be, and Fred will go off and brood somewhere.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I know awesome Ninja moves, such as the Kage Bunshin, Sexy no Jutsu, Rasengan... and I can teach them to you! Just look at Konohamaru and see how I've crafted a seemingly useless boy into a prime Ninja!
All you have to do is buy me Ramen after the lessons.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Ramen. Wait, what was the question again? Favorite cheese? Any kind that reminds me of ramen, I suppose.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Simple. I'd kill them both using the clones of my Kage Bunshin no Jutsu! It'd totally awesome and I'd win hands down, for sure, no question!
3. What time is it where you are?
Er... I don't really know. Kakashi-sensei is the one with the clock, which we usually use in timed training, so you should probably go ask him.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Whichever person I not-so-secretly admired, no matter how that person felt about me. I'm sure, thanks to being returned from the dead, that my words of love and admiration would catch her eye this time around and she would fall head over heels in love with me! Then she would throw it in the face of my rival, proclaiming how it was I that she was fond of the entire time, no matter what facade she put on about loving him!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Ichiraku Ramen! Oh... wait...
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Well, it's obvious that Harry has a crush on Fred, even though Fred doesn't acknowledge Harry's existence. Instead of pining away at Fred, Harry should give his attention to George, who has a not really secret crush on him. That way, Harry and George will realize that they were meant to be, and Fred will go off and brood somewhere.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I know awesome Ninja moves, such as the Kage Bunshin, Sexy no Jutsu, Rasengan... and I can teach them to you! Just look at Konohamaru and see how I've crafted a seemingly useless boy into a prime Ninja!
All you have to do is buy me Ramen after the lessons.