Burning baby fish led me here . . .
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
My mummy used to like cheese . . . before Angel tore her throat out. Is there a cheese that has blood in it? I like the one with all the little blue lines in it, they look like veins.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Would I turn purple if I drained a purple dinosaur? I drained a man with jaundice once, and I turned yellow. I matched Spike's hair. The stars told me they thought it was very funny.
3. What time is it where you are?
I don't like clocks. They use sparky blue electricity . . . it lies, and it took my poor Spike away from me.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I rather like the one that turns into a wolf. Wolves are all fluffy and bitey and we could run around naked in the moonlight and make Spike terribly jealous.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Spike and I ate a bartender once.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
He should play them against each other and make them fight. It's ever so amusing.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Miss Edith says that the Queen of Hearts does it.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I killed a Slayer once. She was delicious.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
You can have Miss Edith, she has been a naughty girl and I do not like her any more.
My mummy used to like cheese . . . before Angel tore her throat out. Is there a cheese that has blood in it? I like the one with all the little blue lines in it, they look like veins.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Would I turn purple if I drained a purple dinosaur? I drained a man with jaundice once, and I turned yellow. I matched Spike's hair. The stars told me they thought it was very funny.
3. What time is it where you are?
I don't like clocks. They use sparky blue electricity . . . it lies, and it took my poor Spike away from me.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I rather like the one that turns into a wolf. Wolves are all fluffy and bitey and we could run around naked in the moonlight and make Spike terribly jealous.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Spike and I ate a bartender once.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
He should play them against each other and make them fight. It's ever so amusing.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Miss Edith says that the Queen of Hearts does it.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I killed a Slayer once. She was delicious.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
You can have Miss Edith, she has been a naughty girl and I do not like her any more.