Michael: Part 1office_michaelJanuary 17 2007, 21:10:17 UTC
((Michael is not eligible, because his mun already has a professor character. But he's such a tool that he doesn't care that he somehow mysteriously did not make the final list. So, here he is, campaigning anyway. Feel free to ask him stuff, bother him, laugh at him, tell him to STFU, etc.!))
Michael wasn't on the nominee list (even though he had nominated himself - what was up with that?!), but would that stop him?
Come on, this was Michael. Of course not!
"Listen up, everybody!" He stood authoritatively at the front of the Great Hall. "I know you all have been wondering why you should elect me for Prefect of Slytherin House, and I~~~ am going to tell you." Michael raised his eyebrows and looked pointedly at anyone who might have been watching. "You might think I'd start by telling you that I am Regional Manager of Dunder-Mifflin Scranton and Dunder-Mifflin Hogsmeade. You might think I'd start by telling you that I was Salesman of the Year for two years in a row - conSECutively. And that my acceptance speeches were the BEST
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Michael: Part 2office_michaelJanuary 17 2007, 21:11:01 UTC
((Continued from the previous post))
"Noooooooow I'd like to answer the given debate questions, because inquiring minds want to know." He reached into his jacket and pulled a piece of paper out. Unfolding it, he straightened up and began, "Okay, first, how will I make Slytherin a better place? EASy. More comedy. Slytherin will be an all-comedy-all-the-time house! We'll have Improv Mondays and Knock-Knock Joke Thursdays! And if you're not funny, you'll have to sleep outside." He paused, and his face took on a more serious expression. "Unless you're a minority, in which case you can stay, but only if you attempt to learn jokes about your own race." After another pause, he added, "And we'll put a Hooters in the common room
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So she's not Slytherin. But this man is so incredibly weird it's making her forget her angst. Good thing.
'How old are you, exactly?' she asks, wondering if a small and thick child got themselves body-switched. 'Do you want to go back to bed? Shall I get someone to tuck you in?'
Quaxo and Mistoffelees' Answers.pollicle_zapperJanuary 17 2007, 22:06:54 UTC
1) How will you make your House a better place? Quaxo: *clears throat, and nervously begins* If I become Prefect, I will make sure that everyone in Hufflepuff feels comfortable and relaxed and stuff. I'll put more pillows in the common room, in lots of different colours and not just yellow. And if anyone is ever sad, I could comfort them or let them play with my kitten. *pause* And there will be lots of cupcakes. I like cupcakes. Mistoffelees: *nudges head at Quaxo* What he said. Kittens. Cupcakes.
2) Someone has written a song about you. What's the title of that song? Quaxo: *perks up* I've deserved a song? Cool! Um, okay, I guess it will have to be called 'Quaxo the Something Cat,' because we're not very keen on very original names for our songs back home. Mistoffelees: *coughs* In my case, I suppose that we'll have to neglect the fact that I've already got a song... 'Cool Cat,' I guess. *chuckles* I have more imagination than your average Jellicle, but not extremely so.
3) What is your favorite style of Hat? Do you like the
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Re: Quaxo and Mistoffelees' Answers.pollicle_zapperJanuary 18 2007, 12:11:04 UTC
Mistoffelees gave Teazer a look, and a benevolent smile. "Oh no, Teaze, the rules state that I can choose not to answer any questions. Thus, I choose not to answer that one." Hm, he had hoped she'd be more interested in the matter of leather trousers on him, but ah well...
"Yuhhhhhhh, you pret-ty man," Miss Swan agreed, bobbling her head about. "Swan like man who look like a man, you know?" Of course, Kelso didn't have a hot, throbbing eyestalk like her beloved Ah-Derek, but he was still nice to look at. Miss Swan liked pretty boys. That's why she went to the gay clubs, of course!
"So how much you pay Swan for vote?" With Miss Swan, everything had a price! It didn't matter that she had nominated Vicky. If the price was right, she would change her mind.
"fssh Yeah." Kelso nodded in agreement. He got it! Ladies like men who looked like men! guys liked ladies who looked like ladies! Uncomplicated.
"Uh..."Kelso patted his pockets, scrounging around in each of them before coming up with a crumpled dollar bill and two coins "I got like a buck fifty." He held it out to her. Thats good money. Think of all the gum you could buy with it. A lot
Miss Swan readily accepted the money, dropping it into her purse. That could easily buy her some candy at the movies, especially if she harassed the salespeople enough so that they just gave it all to her for the buck fifty. Hey, it had been done before!
Or she could put it toward something special for Ah-Derek. Maybe...a massage for his eyestalk? From herself, of course!
"Yuhhhhhhhhhhh, OK, thanks to you," she said to Kelso, fluttering one eyelid in the most unsubtle wink in the world. "Swan give you her vote...and maybe a little something extra if you lucky man, OOOOO-HOOOOO-HOOOOOOO!"
Her heart may have belonged to Ah-Derek, but she wasn't above trying to sell more of her services to potential clients!
1) How will you make your House a better place? First step would be seeing what the general things people would want and then making steps towards making a place that people want to be. And video games. Classics such as Pacman and DDR!
2) Someone has written a song about you. What's the title of that song? I'm pretty sure a couple of people already have... but Sexbomb, definitely.
3) What is your favorite style of Hat? Do you like the Sorting Hat's style? My favourite style of hat, I'm rather fond of my cap, the one that goes with the rest of the uniform. RAF, if you didn't know. As for the Hat's style, it is a little eccentric, but that's a good thing.
4) If you were to get your ass kicked, who would you want to do it and why? Rose Tyler. Long and confusing story. Really.
5) Who is your hero and why? I don't have one.
6) What is your favorite fabric? Leather.
7) What are your thoughts on leather trousers? Love 'em. I really should go back to wearing mine more...
8) If you were to bring peace to the world, what weapon would you
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1) How will you make your House a better place? Man, if the Ravenclaws have a bar, we need a food place. I'm thinkin' a deli. With pizza.
2) Someone has written a song about you. What's the title of that song? Apparently it's Baa Baa Black Sheep. Three bags full, sir.
3) What is your favorite style of Hat? Do you like the Sorting Hat's style? I can dig on the sorting hat. At least it doesn't require freaking ironing.
4) If you were to get your ass kicked, who would you want to do it and why? Wasserface. That tennis chick. Navertillover.
5) Who is your hero and why? The guy who busted Al Capone. 'cos that takes stones. Or maybe Elliot Ness.
6) What is your favorite fabric? Kevlar
7) What are your thoughts on leather trousers? Depends on who's in'em. I am strongly in favor of Tyra Banks. Strongly against, say, Huey.
8) If you were to bring peace to the world, what weapon would you use and why? Already doin' it. I prefer the hood of a car. It's so versatilly. You can slam people into it, or slam into people with it
"Actually, Ray, I'm surprised you chose to participate in the debates. What made you change your mind? I had thought you weren't particularly interested in the position." Of course, Ray has his vote. He's just curious!
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Michael wasn't on the nominee list (even though he had nominated himself - what was up with that?!), but would that stop him?
Come on, this was Michael. Of course not!
"Listen up, everybody!" He stood authoritatively at the front of the Great Hall. "I know you all have been wondering why you should elect me for Prefect of Slytherin House, and I~~~ am going to tell you." Michael raised his eyebrows and looked pointedly at anyone who might have been watching. "You might think I'd start by telling you that I am Regional Manager of Dunder-Mifflin Scranton and Dunder-Mifflin Hogsmeade. You might think I'd start by telling you that I was Salesman of the Year for two years in a row - conSECutively. And that my acceptance speeches were the BEST ( ... )
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"Noooooooow I'd like to answer the given debate questions, because inquiring minds want to know." He reached into his jacket and pulled a piece of paper out. Unfolding it, he straightened up and began, "Okay, first, how will I make Slytherin a better place? EASy. More comedy. Slytherin will be an all-comedy-all-the-time house! We'll have Improv Mondays and Knock-Knock Joke Thursdays! And if you're not funny, you'll have to sleep outside." He paused, and his face took on a more serious expression. "Unless you're a minority, in which case you can stay, but only if you attempt to learn jokes about your own race." After another pause, he added, "And we'll put a Hooters in the common room ( ... )
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'How old are you, exactly?' she asks, wondering if a small and thick child got themselves body-switched. 'Do you want to go back to bed? Shall I get someone to tuck you in?'
Mel's so not on the ball.
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He reveled in his hilarity for a moment, laughing to himself so hard that the only sound which came out was a ragged wheezing noise.
Finally, after regaining some control, he said soberly, "Forty-two."
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Quaxo: *clears throat, and nervously begins* If I become Prefect, I will make sure that everyone in Hufflepuff feels comfortable and relaxed and stuff. I'll put more pillows in the common room, in lots of different colours and not just yellow. And if anyone is ever sad, I could comfort them or let them play with my kitten. *pause* And there will be lots of cupcakes. I like cupcakes.
Mistoffelees: *nudges head at Quaxo* What he said. Kittens. Cupcakes.
2) Someone has written a song about you. What's the title of that song?
Quaxo: *perks up* I've deserved a song? Cool! Um, okay, I guess it will have to be called 'Quaxo the Something Cat,' because we're not very keen on very original names for our songs back home.
Mistoffelees: *coughs* In my case, I suppose that we'll have to neglect the fact that I've already got a song... 'Cool Cat,' I guess. *chuckles* I have more imagination than your average Jellicle, but not extremely so.
3) What is your favorite style of Hat? Do you like the ( ... )
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"So how much you pay Swan for vote?" With Miss Swan, everything had a price! It didn't matter that she had nominated Vicky. If the price was right, she would change her mind.
Also, Vicky didn't look like a man.
Wait, scratch that. She totally did.
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"Uh..."Kelso patted his pockets, scrounging around in each of them before coming up with a crumpled dollar bill and two coins "I got like a buck fifty." He held it out to her. Thats good money. Think of all the gum you could buy with it. A lot
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Or she could put it toward something special for Ah-Derek. Maybe...a massage for his eyestalk? From herself, of course!
"Yuhhhhhhhhhhh, OK, thanks to you," she said to Kelso, fluttering one eyelid in the most unsubtle wink in the world. "Swan give you her vote...and maybe a little something extra if you lucky man, OOOOO-HOOOOO-HOOOOOOO!"
Her heart may have belonged to Ah-Derek, but she wasn't above trying to sell more of her services to potential clients!
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First step would be seeing what the general things people would want and then making steps towards making a place that people want to be. And video games. Classics such as Pacman and DDR!
2) Someone has written a song about you. What's the title of that song?
I'm pretty sure a couple of people already have... but Sexbomb, definitely.
3) What is your favorite style of Hat? Do you like the Sorting Hat's style?
My favourite style of hat, I'm rather fond of my cap, the one that goes with the rest of the uniform. RAF, if you didn't know. As for the Hat's style, it is a little eccentric, but that's a good thing.
4) If you were to get your ass kicked, who would you want to do it and why?
Rose Tyler. Long and confusing story. Really.
5) Who is your hero and why?
I don't have one.
6) What is your favorite fabric?
Leather.
7) What are your thoughts on leather trousers?
Love 'em. I really should go back to wearing mine more...
8) If you were to bring peace to the world, what weapon would you ( ... )
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Man, if the Ravenclaws have a bar, we need a food place. I'm thinkin' a deli. With pizza.
2) Someone has written a song about you. What's the title of that song? Apparently it's Baa Baa Black Sheep. Three bags full, sir.
3) What is your favorite style of Hat? Do you like the Sorting Hat's style?
I can dig on the sorting hat. At least it doesn't require freaking ironing.
4) If you were to get your ass kicked, who would you want to do it and why?
Wasserface. That tennis chick. Navertillover.
5) Who is your hero and why?
The guy who busted Al Capone. 'cos that takes stones. Or maybe Elliot Ness.
6) What is your favorite fabric?
Kevlar
7) What are your thoughts on leather trousers?
Depends on who's in'em. I am strongly in favor of Tyra Banks. Strongly against, say, Huey.
8) If you were to bring peace to the world, what weapon would you use and why?
Already doin' it. I prefer the hood of a car. It's so versatilly. You can slam people into it, or slam into people with it
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