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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
*laughs* Ohh, how long has it been since I've had cheese now? I'm a vegan. None for me, thank you.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
God, neither. Murder's such an ugly thing, especially in the abundance we have it here.
3. What time is it where you are?
Hmm, not sure. There's not a clock in mine and Coll's loft... Should really think of getting on of those soon.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Sexual harassment? *shudder* I already get more of that than someone should have to deal with; I'll pass on that one too.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
My own bar? Oh, that'd be beautiful. *taps chin* Probably Today 4 U, really. Hello; cliche.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Oh, Harry, whoever the hell you think's better for you, go ahead, hun.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Maybe in your sleep, you're waking up and putting the papers back on your desk without knowing it? Have you been feeling any deja vu lately?
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Useless! Huh! I can shake this thang better than most y'all! *snap*
Kidding. I HAVE gotten pretty good at drumming, though. And any time you need advice or someone to vent to, I'm here for you.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Despite what ... Mark ... seems to be telling people, I'm not offering to put off any more dogs any time soon, thanks. Otherwise, I suppose this goes with the 'useless' question...! Venting? Advice? Need a beat? I'm there.
*laughs* Ohh, how long has it been since I've had cheese now? I'm a vegan. None for me, thank you.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
God, neither. Murder's such an ugly thing, especially in the abundance we have it here.
3. What time is it where you are?
Hmm, not sure. There's not a clock in mine and Coll's loft... Should really think of getting on of those soon.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Sexual harassment? *shudder* I already get more of that than someone should have to deal with; I'll pass on that one too.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
My own bar? Oh, that'd be beautiful. *taps chin* Probably Today 4 U, really. Hello; cliche.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Oh, Harry, whoever the hell you think's better for you, go ahead, hun.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Maybe in your sleep, you're waking up and putting the papers back on your desk without knowing it? Have you been feeling any deja vu lately?
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Useless! Huh! I can shake this thang better than most y'all! *snap*
Kidding. I HAVE gotten pretty good at drumming, though. And any time you need advice or someone to vent to, I'm here for you.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Despite what ... Mark ... seems to be telling people, I'm not offering to put off any more dogs any time soon, thanks. Otherwise, I suppose this goes with the 'useless' question...! Venting? Advice? Need a beat? I'm there.