1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?Bleu cheese is my favorite. It is an unusual color for what it is, as am I.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Who and who? If either of them is working with the wizard then they must be bad. But as of right now, I would have to say neither.
3. What time is it where you are?
I do not have a clock here so please excuse this question.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? Order of the who? Are they involved with the Wizard?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Nocturnal Lounge,( we do not serve water)
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Neither, he will get hurt in the end either way.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Your desk is always innundated with paper work because a certain blonde-haired, popular, goody two shoes, keeps passing her work off to you so she can go out to the Ozdust.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I am very close to finishing Dr Dillamond's work on the difference between Animals and animals.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I can offer you nothing but your greatest desire, although as with most good deeds it will most likely turn out terribly wrong.