I'm highly suspicious of these seats, so let me go ahead and tell you right now that if this is your secret way of getting me to go to a sporting event with you, and I find you at this game, you had better bring full-body padding, because I will brain-and-whatever-other-body-part-I-can-think-of-at-the-time you.
Unless the booze is for me to bring to the game because you think I might be able to stand you under the influence of alcohol. Trust me, that's not going to happen either.
But I can use the ball to piss off Agnes, so for that, I'm gonna give you a little present of my own: you are probably not the most annoying person at this school.
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I'm highly suspicious of these seats, so let me go ahead and tell you right now that if this is your secret way of getting me to go to a sporting event with you, and I find you at this game, you had better bring full-body padding, because I will brain-and-whatever-other-body-part-I-can-think-of-at-the-time you.
Unless the booze is for me to bring to the game because you think I might be able to stand you under the influence of alcohol. Trust me, that's not going to happen either.
But I can use the ball to piss off Agnes, so for that, I'm gonna give you a little present of my own: you are probably not the most annoying person at this school.
-PC
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Doctor Cox,
it's just a friendly game of Quidditch!
I guess I'll be hearing the noicse of it a lot then. Merry Christmas!
-JD.
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Awww! Thanks JD! It's getting cold around here, I needed a new hoodie! And the way I go through mascara and all...
Love, Rose
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no problem, I'm glad you liked them! I hope you had a great Christmas!
-JD.
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[a sound file is included of Janitor making wibbly, not-quit-crying-from-happiness sounds, followed by him saying in an accent:]
Why, thank you and Merry Christmas, Tiny Tim!
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