Kagura, Azumanga Daioh
Kagura walked in timidly took a seat. The room she was lead into was plain, with white walls, a white ceiling, and white tile floor. She was handed a pen and some papers. Kagura stared at the papers for a second before looking back up.
"I guess you want me to fill those out?"
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Uhm, Colby, I guess." Kagura scratched her head in confusion. "I dunno what that question has to do with me being here... But whatever."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"I dunno about kill, but I'd sock Carrottop in the mouth, sure. At least Barney makes little kids happy, ya know?" Kagura nodded her head confidently.
3. What time is it where you are?
“Just after lunch... Which sucks, cuz I love lunch. I went swimming early today. So I’m pretty much gonna zone out through my college classes.” Kagura laughed nervously while scratching the back of her head.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
“Sexual… Dumble… Dude, I think you lost me on that.” Kagura sported a look of extreme confusion. “And who the hell is Sirius Black? Isn‘t that a radio satellite?”
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
“I hate to be a downer, but I’m not really old enough to drink. But if I was gonna name a bar something witty and clever, I’d name it… Er, I’m not really good at that kinda thing. Maybe Happy Daze? Since, ya know, people get drunk there.” Kagura seemed to be lost in thought.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
“Wait, are these three guys? I mean, hey, whatever floats their boat. But I don’t think they can legally do that-- Can they?” Kagura was once again confused by the variety of questions being thrown at her.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
“Woah woah woah. Who the hell said I was smart? I mean, I get by. But I don’t even know where the hell your desk is, let alone what you’re doing with your papers!” Kagura shook her head slowly, annoyed by the question.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
“Ha, I can do that! I’m an awesome swimmer and good at all other sports too! I try my hardest at whatever I do, including being a great friend. I like to have fun. Videogames are awesome too!” Kagura was clearly invigorated with this question. Her face couldn’t hide her happiness.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
“Oh crap. Uhm, well, I have fifty bucks! And I can get ya into my old high school's pool, free of charge! I can let ya borrow some of my videogames. I can give ya Miss Yukari’s car too though it’s a beat up piece of crap. As a matter of fact, take her car. Whatever it takes to keep her off the road.” Kagura let out an exasperated sigh thinking about her old teacher’s horrible driving.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______Kagura... Er, no last name o.o;______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ______Kagura No Name_____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ______Kagura Lacks a Name_____.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _______Kagura the Swim Girl______"
"I guess you want me to fill those out?"
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Uhm, Colby, I guess." Kagura scratched her head in confusion. "I dunno what that question has to do with me being here... But whatever."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"I dunno about kill, but I'd sock Carrottop in the mouth, sure. At least Barney makes little kids happy, ya know?" Kagura nodded her head confidently.
3. What time is it where you are?
“Just after lunch... Which sucks, cuz I love lunch. I went swimming early today. So I’m pretty much gonna zone out through my college classes.” Kagura laughed nervously while scratching the back of her head.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
“Sexual… Dumble… Dude, I think you lost me on that.” Kagura sported a look of extreme confusion. “And who the hell is Sirius Black? Isn‘t that a radio satellite?”
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
“I hate to be a downer, but I’m not really old enough to drink. But if I was gonna name a bar something witty and clever, I’d name it… Er, I’m not really good at that kinda thing. Maybe Happy Daze? Since, ya know, people get drunk there.” Kagura seemed to be lost in thought.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
“Wait, are these three guys? I mean, hey, whatever floats their boat. But I don’t think they can legally do that-- Can they?” Kagura was once again confused by the variety of questions being thrown at her.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
“Woah woah woah. Who the hell said I was smart? I mean, I get by. But I don’t even know where the hell your desk is, let alone what you’re doing with your papers!” Kagura shook her head slowly, annoyed by the question.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
“Ha, I can do that! I’m an awesome swimmer and good at all other sports too! I try my hardest at whatever I do, including being a great friend. I like to have fun. Videogames are awesome too!” Kagura was clearly invigorated with this question. Her face couldn’t hide her happiness.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
“Oh crap. Uhm, well, I have fifty bucks! And I can get ya into my old high school's pool, free of charge! I can let ya borrow some of my videogames. I can give ya Miss Yukari’s car too though it’s a beat up piece of crap. As a matter of fact, take her car. Whatever it takes to keep her off the road.” Kagura let out an exasperated sigh thinking about her old teacher’s horrible driving.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______Kagura... Er, no last name o.o;______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ______Kagura No Name_____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ______Kagura Lacks a Name_____.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _______Kagura the Swim Girl______"