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hogwarts_91

Your Horoscopes, Courtesy of The Onion

Jan 13, 2010 20:19

After reading my horoscope (Taurus), I just had to share this with everyone. Enjoy!

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 The suit jacket and tie might make you look more professional, but at the end of the day, you're still not wearing any pants.

Taurus Apr 20 - May 20 Try as you might, you'll find yourself completely unable to escape this week's M. ( Read more... )

funny, horoscopes

Comments 4

kittylefish January 14 2010, 04:20:05 UTC

heh. i'm cancer, with gemini rising, and yeah, that pretty much describes my week, despite the fact i don't even have testicles. :P

hogwarts_91 January 14 2010, 05:20:20 UTC

It's all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. Or something. :-)

voxangelus January 14 2010, 05:51:11 UTC

So, I'm going to engage in some sort of autoerotic bloodplay.

My forehead isn't even six feet long... LOL!

emmeline33 January 15 2010, 00:20:33 UTC

ROFLMAO! Thank you for posting! I could use a laugh today--or in this case, several. The children just rushed in to ask me why I was crying, I was hooting so loudly.