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[hoennian]

[VOICE]

[So, Luceti! This post starts with a groan as a wayward ＰＫＭＮ ＴＲＡＩＮＥＲ wakes up in the middle of the woods!] Huh...?

[Well, that's odd. He didn't really remember falling asleep at any point, and even if he had... Route 121 shouldn't be this cold, right? Well, whatever. He can just check his map to see where he went off-course! Except, y'know,

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[tsuntrader]

[...That sounds familiar, but not quite right...] Probably because it's not the middle of Summer.

[hoennian]

[It might not be as fabulous, but his voice surely must ring a bell!

Wow, how helpful.]

Was the last time I checked, man.

[tsuntrader]

[...Definitely doesn't seem like Ruby.] Seasons tend to vary a little when you're on another planet.

[hoennian]

[Are they seriously messing with him?]

... Another planet. Like, in space. Really.

[Action for Not-Ruby]

[moehealer]

[DID SOMEONE SAY FOREST? Because that's where Yellow is right now. But then again, when is she not wandering around there? So yeah. In any case! Once hearing some not-Ruby guy who clearly sounds like a new feather talking, she walks on over to investigate with Chuchu.

Aaaand then she sees him, and stops. That's... That's...!

Wait, no... Gary looked like Green but wasn't really Green, so it could be the case for this guy?! He doesn't sound too fabulous Ruby-like, but maybe...]

Ruby?! Is that you?

[Action for Weird-Girl]

[hoennian]

[SOMEONE DID INDEED SAY FOREST. MIGHTY SOURCE OF GREEN MANA UPON TAPPING AND ALL.

Man, it's really cold out here... good thing no-one's here to see him shiver! That'd be all kinds of humili--

Turning at the sound of that voice, he turns! It's a cute(!!) girl but... he has no idea what she's talking about. Still, as an upstanding and awesome fellow, he should let her down gently!]

Uh... Sorry, but it sounds like you got me mixed up with someone else.

[Action for Not-Ruby]

[moehealer]

[FABULOUS. BUT NOT-RUBY FABULOUS. DELICIOUS FORESTNESS.

"Let her down gently"... What are you doing, rejecting her?! Gosh, rude. Once Brendan speaks up though, she tilts her head to the side a bit. Mixing him up...? Well, he doesn't really sound like Ruby, after all but... Still! He looks so much like him. Guess it really is just like the case with Gary and Green. Siiiigh.]

H-huh? Oh... You look a lot like a friend of mine from back home. [...] Um... What's your name?

[Action for Weird-Girl]

[hoennian]

[FORESTS ARE NOT KNOWN FOR THEIR FINE FLAVOUR.

He's rejecting the reality of being her friend so it's the same.]

Huh... weird. [To think another as awesome-looking as himself could exist in this world...] Anyway, name's Brendan, of Littleroot Town!

[boomchucka]

The Malnosso took your stuff but it should be in the town and... it's almost winter around here.

[hoennian]

[Malwhat now.]

... Y'know, it kinda feels like I'm missing something here. Mind explaining that again?

[boomchucka]

This place is called Luceti. You've been brought here by an Organization called the Malnosso. If your shoulders are feeling a little unpleasant right now, that's because of the wings on your back. Taking really good care of them is highly recommended. They've been nice enough to bring a lot of your items from your home here as well along with your clothes. Those can be found in the shops in the village and don't worry about having to pay for anything because everything is free around here. Also... it might be summer where you're from but it's getting pretty close to winter here. Time flows a bit different inside the barrier.

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[hoennian]

[oh, info! Listening...

Huh, wings? What exactly is that supposed to...]

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

That's because it's winter.

[Voice]

[hoennian]

... Yeahhhh. Instead of trying to tell me we skipped a season, it might be a bit more helpful to focus on the 'guy stripping people and dumping them in the woods' bit.

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

That's such an awkward topic, though.

[Voice]

[hoennian]

So, what, you're just gonna avoid talking about it?

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[palletsbest]

[Because the mun can't think of a reason Gary would single out this new feather post from others.

Have a jacket chucked at you.

With Gary today was Arcanine.] Your first concern would be dealing with your lack of clothing. You don't want to get sick, do you?

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[hoennian]

[Narrowly avoids having it go over his head! Catches!!

Huh... Arcanine aren't native to Hoenn so... this guy must've got one in a trade?] I'll be fine! Th-the cold does nothing to me! [Brendan man you've spent most of your time lately in a tropical region...]

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[palletsbest]

[Sure about that, Brendan? You look a little cold right now.]

Do you understand your situation?

[Or are you stupid too? :|]

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[hoennian]

[The shivering is just a sign of his masculinity! He's shuddering so hard because his body can't take it!]

Yeah. I normally wander around and ask for explanations on things when I understand what's going on. Don't you?