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[hoboatlawl]

Man, about time I got this thing working. Guess that's what I get for buying a used/'build it yourself' computer.So, the name's Phoenix Wright, from a fandom of the same name. Er, well, most of the time. It's also called Ace Attorney or Gyakuten Saiban, and that's not even starting on the acronyms or spin-offs

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[tattooedloyalty]

I have never been in a Court Room so ridiculous.

[hoboatlawl]

Sounds boring. Nothing like a little excitement to liven up the doldrums of the legal system, after all.

[tattooedloyalty]

While a few... shenanigans can be quite refreshing, I doubt that such outrageous behavior is productive in anyway.

[hoboatlawl]

It would be pretty hard for a witness to maintain their composure in a setting that chaotic, though, wouldn't it?

[upyourscolonel]

One time I was sued for transmuting a statue of the Fuhrer into a Samurai riding a griffin. But the Fuhrer liked it so I was let off the hook.

I had to transmute it back, though.

[hoboatlawl]

...transmutation?

[captainreckless]

"ho boat"?

[hoboatlawl]

...Well, I've been called a 'hobo', but 'ho boat''s a new one.

[clockedoutearly]

...That is one very fucked up court system, yo.

[hoboatlawl]

Yeah, but at least it's entertaining.

[clockedoutearly]

Yeah, but I can't imagine anythin' gettin' done.

[hoboatlawl]

You'd be surprised. Just gotta know what to look for in the middle of all that mess.