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Prompt Post 3 (closed to new prompts)

Jan 04, 2013 20:42

Prompt post 3

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Hobbits are really good at throwing/ranged weapons. anonymous January 9 2013, 03:22:05 UTC

We all know that Bilbo himself was pretty awesome with simple thrown rocks-animals would scatter if he stooped to pick something up, he took out a giant spider with a rock, ect. And this seems to be a common thing among Hobbits. They are little badass, accurate marksmen and I doubt they really realize that other races aren't as casually talented with ranged weapons ( ... )

Re: Hobbits are really good at throwing/ranged weapons. the_summoning_d January 9 2013, 13:49:00 UTC

*draws hearts around this prompt*

Yesplz

Re: Hobbits are really good at throwing/ranged weapons. anonymous January 9 2013, 15:41:56 UTC

OMG, just imagine Kili and Legolas' markmanship (is that even a word) envy?
Pretty please somebody, anybody?

Minifill: An Average Hobbit, 1a/1b rata_toskr January 24 2013, 06:20:36 UTC

Here's a minifill for you. Hopefully it's something like what you wanted.

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Bilbo Baggins really didn't understand all the fuss.

"It's not like I did anything special" the hobbit said, frowning at the dwarves gathered before him. They exchanged skeptical glances and muttering rose from the group as they discussed this dubious claim.

"Nothing special!" Kíli finally yelled, unable to contain himself any longer. "You knocked Azog off a cliff with a pine-cone! I mean you rescued uncle too, which is great and all but, pine-cone...to...the...face!" He flailed his arms excitedly as he talked, staring at the hobbit in awe ( ... )

An Average Hobbit, 1b/1b rata_toskr January 24 2013, 06:21:36 UTC

The dwarves were overjoyed to hear this news and tried to arm Bilbo immediately, each offering his favorite ranged attack. When the hobbit resisted taking any weapons, still not believing that he had some kind of martial talent, Thorin pinned him with a fearsome stare ( ... )

Re: An Average Hobbit, 1b/1b anonymous January 25 2013, 00:56:32 UTC

"the majestic hug" oh my god im laughing so much well done

Re: An Average Hobbit, 1b/1b rata_toskr January 25 2013, 04:27:53 UTC

Thanks, and I just couldn't resist. :)

Re: An Average Hobbit, 1b/1b kienie_darkside January 25 2013, 02:42:57 UTC

TO THE FACE. Great fill. Love it.

Re: An Average Hobbit, 1b/1b rata_toskr January 25 2013, 04:28:53 UTC

It was almost a flaming pine cone but I eventually decided that would be over the top. Glad you enjoyed it.

Re: An Average Hobbit, 1b/1b strawberrypie08 January 25 2013, 07:59:38 UTC

A pinecone to the face?! This is too awesome for words.

Re: An Average Hobbit, 1b/1b rata_toskr January 25 2013, 08:56:56 UTC

Heh, thanks. I had fun writing it.

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Re: An Average Hobbit, 1b/1b rata_toskr January 26 2013, 00:21:23 UTC

Oh, god, can you imagine? I would have died in the theater if that had happened.

OP here! anonymous January 26 2013, 00:28:58 UTC

You filled it! You filled it! I love you!

Awesome fill, too, very much what I wanted to see from it!

Lol, giant target with wings! Fantastic!

Re: OP here! rata_toskr January 26 2013, 00:39:16 UTC

Happy to hear that it was what you wanted. I had a lot of fun writing it so thanks for prompting. Had to get in my dose of crackfill in somewhere.

Re: An Average Hobbit, 1b/1b anonymous January 27 2013, 02:22:59 UTC

GIANT TARGET WITH WINGS. Yaaaay. I love this fill!

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