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Jul 13, 2007 00:22

I am taking a momentary break from story illustrations (more on that when they are finished)...

Pointless observation:
I am the absolutely the laaaaast person that ought to comment on what people wear*. I have made several questionable fashion choices (I was 13 in 1986- that should speak volumes) myself- but I need to comment on something that I ( Read more... )

wtf, music, earworm, daughter

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red6 July 13 2007, 12:36:58 UTC

Nice drawing rendition. You hit it dead on.

I always count the number of butt cracks I see in public and share each and every one with Kamaria. Jenny's graduation commencements were the bomb. At least 10 for her colege one, which was a few years ago when the low risers were in full bloom.

I especialy like the BGH enhanced 13 year olds with the Daisy Duke sweatpant cut-offs announcing how "Juicy" their jailbait asses are. Whenever Kamaria and I go to the Mall of America we make a game of trying to spot Uncle Creepy following these girls around.

Mrs. Stimler...Splash?

Scott Baio will be the trainwreck. He is too sorry and ernest. Bret Michaels just wants VH-1 to put on an orgy for him. How many of the silicone brained hoochies do you think will be making out with each other around the nightly stripper pole convention. Besides, he's hung like Tommy Lee. C'mon.

hnos July 13 2007, 21:48:40 UTC

You're a hot red-blooded American perv, what do you think? Is that the way it should be? Will it cross over for those of us who prefer men? Will I see lil' Billy Badass and Harry Hardcore (air kiss to Martha) stomping through the mall with "Bacon Rod" and "Gushin' Prussian" appliqued to the back of their gym shorts?

Mrs. Stimler: You are correct, Sir!

Baio vs. Sychak: I think you are dead on here. But oh. So gross. And you said something about Tommy Lee which automatically makes me want to wash my eyes.

(Yeah, that is his real surname. I initially misread it as Szyzlak and had the giggles for a while.)

topacio July 13 2007, 18:49:02 UTC

hahaha, I made my own for Connecticut:

AWFUL!

hnos July 13 2007, 21:28:34 UTC

Yep, it must be national. I forgot about all the fucking Hollister.

(I think it's hilarious how much people will shell for a bag. I have a hard time charging 40 for mine.)

topacio July 13 2007, 19:00:36 UTC

And this is pretty scary, too: hahaha, he looks like an alien!

hnos July 13 2007, 21:25:06 UTC

WHAT THE FUH...

Oh god. (furiously rubbing eyes)

You know, I don't think there is truly anything wrong with putting out a holiday album. I rather like that time of year. But WHY is he positioned on the album cover looking like the Ken doll version of Bob Goulet?

topacio July 13 2007, 21:49:53 UTC

hnos July 14 2007, 00:00:27 UTC

You need to come out here and visit, then compare your experience meeting Nate with that video.

It's EERIE, I tell you.

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topacio July 14 2007, 04:39:35 UTC

Do you happen to use AOL Instant Messenger??? My screen name is Gunetiquette if you do...

hnos July 18 2007, 23:29:29 UTC

I actually don't! I use MSN and Yahoo.

jen_monkey July 14 2007, 08:51:59 UTC

Damn, working in the mall now I totally understand Anna about the icky clothes. I don't want to see big letters smacked across pre-teens asses with the claims of juicy, or hottie etc. And I swear I see more crack in one day than a dealer in west philly. It's so nasty.....hmmmm, maybe I need to make some shorty shorts with 'nasty' and 'ghetto' and 'trash' on them......that would be more the ticket I think.