oh holy fucking shit oh my god

[hlkp]

this arrived in my inbox:

[ORDER SUMMARY]
JOHN WATERS' "THIS FILTHY WORLD", Thu 26 Jun 2008 09:00PM ET
1 Filthy VIP,
Venue: The Concert Hall at The New York Society for Ethical Culture
Box Office/Check-in: opens 60 min. in advance
Delivery: @Will-Call
Assignment: G.A.

this includes a meet-and-greet with the man himself.yes, lord, i do deserve

Comments

[venicevstrieste]

I met a John Waters look-alike the other day.

[smeekeet]

apparently there's a british couple that lives in wellfleet and in the past has thrown a party on john waters' birthday. not for him, just in honor, and one year he actually came down from provincetown to partake. i can't wait for summer in this ridiculous place...

[normasjoe]

Did you order this, or did it just magically materialize as a gift from your pop culture fairy godmother?

[hlkp]

well, sort of. i asked and i received. luckily for me, nobody else shares my enthusiasm for being a "filthy VIP."