Yes Sir (I Don't Mean Maybe) - master post
Title: Yes Sir (I Don't Mean Maybe)
Author: hkath
Artist: dark_reaction
Rating: R
Wordcount: 23,812
Pairing/Characters: Jared/Jensen, various regulars, special guests and Mark the OMC, along with my usual J2 dose of Vin Diesel, because I can't seem to help putting him in things randomly (although come to think of it, this might be the first time you guys get to see any of that craziness, so never mind).
Summary: The path to parenthood is full of complications for Jared and Jensen, who are forced to take part in a trendy parenting class to improve their chances at adoption. Can they survive encounters with obsessive tabloid reporters and nosy talk-show hosts, handle the needs of a very special robot and resist the gravitational pull of the small planet called Vin Diesel? Will they come through unscathed and unscarred on the other side of this story? Will there be schmoop? (Spoiler: There will be schmoop.)
Master Post | Prologue | Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Epilogue | Art & Soundtrack Post
Notes & Acknowledgements
Note the first: This is what happens when I write in the past tense. I never write in the past tense. It was interesting.
Note the second: dark_reaction made the kickass soundtrack and the sweetest sketch ever along with the snappy banner you see above. And she put up with my vagueness and awkwardness. She deserves an award. Go listen and download and tell her how cute! <3
Note the third: I have to thank arabella_hope for audiencing, advising, correcting, hand-holding, encouraging and enabling this whole thing. purestvixen and kashmir1 also heard/saw bits and pieces and helped me along, so thanks, guys!
Note the fourth: I have run out of notes.
Author: hkath
Artist: dark_reaction
Rating: R
Wordcount: 23,812
Pairing/Characters: Jared/Jensen, various regulars, special guests and Mark the OMC, along with my usual J2 dose of Vin Diesel, because I can't seem to help putting him in things randomly (although come to think of it, this might be the first time you guys get to see any of that craziness, so never mind).
Summary: The path to parenthood is full of complications for Jared and Jensen, who are forced to take part in a trendy parenting class to improve their chances at adoption. Can they survive encounters with obsessive tabloid reporters and nosy talk-show hosts, handle the needs of a very special robot and resist the gravitational pull of the small planet called Vin Diesel? Will they come through unscathed and unscarred on the other side of this story? Will there be schmoop? (Spoiler: There will be schmoop.)
Master Post | Prologue | Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Epilogue | Art & Soundtrack Post
Notes & Acknowledgements
Note the first: This is what happens when I write in the past tense. I never write in the past tense. It was interesting.
Note the second: dark_reaction made the kickass soundtrack and the sweetest sketch ever along with the snappy banner you see above. And she put up with my vagueness and awkwardness. She deserves an award. Go listen and download and tell her how cute! <3
Note the third: I have to thank arabella_hope for audiencing, advising, correcting, hand-holding, encouraging and enabling this whole thing. purestvixen and kashmir1 also heard/saw bits and pieces and helped me along, so thanks, guys!
Note the fourth: I have run out of notes.