MOTHERFUCKER.

[hkath]

So you know when you have a shitty day at work, then you come home and go to sleep, and the alarm company calls you at 4am because of a bullshit "glass break alarm" and ask you to go in, and you finally wake up and stop shaking enough to say yes, then realize that you might not even have enough money in your bank account for a cab, and you chuck

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[fosfomifira]

I'm pretty sure by now there's some sort of cosmic bet going on. There's no way this week can suck this hard without any sort of external, evil higher power intervention.

As for the idiots at the alarm company, may a baby puke on them while they're doing their holiday shopping. Grrr.

[hkath]

I used to call them all, collectively, Alarmbitch, but I thought they'd gotten nicer since we switched companies. Now I know the truth, they just got passive aggressive :P

[hkath]

Oh, well. New glasses? Bright side? *is trying real hard*

[hkath]

I do, and I dug out my old glasses (cause wearing contacts to an eye exam is maybe not the wisest thing?) and OMG are they hilarious. Who knew your face changed shape so much?

[gottalovev]

oh no, I am so, so sorry!!

:(

I wish that I could make it better ♥

[hkath]

You do make it better :)

Also, how incredibly dorky I look in my the old glasses I dug up from the big in the bottom of my closet is making it a little better. *mocks past self*

[midnite_tiger]

Why isnt Jason number one on the list, he has a car!

[hkath]

Jason has the luxury of an easily ignorable cell phone, I think :)

Beh. Glass break alarm is alarm company code for "icicle falling off roof". It is never anything. :P

[breathe_me]

That is horrible. I hope today has been better.

[hkath]

So far, much. Thanks :)