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hjcallipygian

A Sci-Fi Mind in a Ordinary World

Mar 21, 2006 08:00

As many of you know, I bought a house a little less than two weeks ago, and moved in on Saturday the eleventh.

This weekend, we started the yard work. La Fiancee (a.k.a. prncesssprklpnt) mowed the lawn, put down the weed 'n' feed, and watered the lawn. My job was to pull up all the weeds that were growing against the house and in the gardens ( Read more... )

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jgracio March 21 2006, 05:22:42 UTC

Dude, you keep that sort of thoughts to yourself!

Unless you're an artist! A painter of some kind, or maybe a professional writer. Then, they're an example of that wonderful and artistic brain of yours, and will give you points on the Reproduce worthiness scale.

Really, keep those thoughts for yourself. Do it...

For the children. :)

hjcallipygian March 21 2006, 05:27:36 UTC

Heeeee. =)

Good advice! I'll try to remember that, but I have a habit of running off at the mouth when I'm about to fall asleep...

ffutures March 21 2006, 06:07:33 UTC

Hate to burst the smut bubble, but the garden 'ho' is actually 'hoe'

hjcallipygian March 21 2006, 06:43:25 UTC

Ah, you are obviously a Sci-Fi mind in an ordinary world, as well, if the thing about that which you find appallingly unrealistic is the spelling which makes the smut joke possible. =)

hradzka March 21 2006, 07:44:06 UTC

I don't know. I'd actually like to see the Enchanted Ho of Garden Clearance.

(She probably wears spike heels that she uses for aeration.)

hjcallipygian March 21 2006, 07:57:58 UTC

All her clothing would be designed by Gregor Mendel -- because Gregor Mendel rocks. =)

prncesssprklpnt March 21 2006, 11:05:49 UTC

You're strange

4thdixiechick March 21 2006, 14:19:28 UTC

I had a similar reaction when I did my first yard clean-up. I blame Day of the Triffids for my paranoia about sentient weeds & plants coming to life to subjugate us all!

hjcallipygian March 21 2006, 14:33:12 UTC

It's good to know that I'm not alone! I knew I could depend on LJ to bring me some common ground.

midnightsjane March 21 2006, 23:21:02 UTC

Oh, lord, I'm going to be totally paranoid when I start digging out my planters...waiting for your weird gardenmonster to burrow all the way from Florida. LOL.
Your fiancee must have a wicked sense of the absurd.
*chortle*

hjcallipygian March 22 2006, 05:18:31 UTC

Well, she is certainly learning more and more about the absurd with every day that she spends with me, but I'm not sure that really speaks well of me. =)