Comments | hiyacynth: From Ramalama's continued brilliance springs today's silliness

hiyacynth

From Ramalama's continued brilliance springs today's silliness

Apr 20, 2005 10:12

My darling ramalama has inspired me once again. She is so clever, that girl. All credit for any hijinx that ensue here should be directed at her.

Scenario:

You are told that the public demands an action figure of you be created. What is your Action!Moniker, what special gear comes with it, and what action does your figure perform?

Me:

Action!Moniker: ( Read more... )

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Comments 9

liptonrm April 20 2005, 17:44:30 UTC

But I'm too boooooring to have an action figure! [/whine] *wink*

Moniker: Fangirl!Megan
Gear: 'Viva la Revolucion' t-shirt and laptop
Action: "Incredible Squeeing Power at the Push of a Button!"

hiyacynth April 20 2005, 17:53:30 UTC

Pish posh! You are not too boring! In fact, I think we need to include a disclaimer for each action figure. Yours is:

Disclaimer: Though a powerful member of the RHAR, Fangirl!Megan occasionally turns to Pure Ev0l without warning.

Must add my own disclaimer...

liptonrm April 20 2005, 18:23:03 UTC

HA! I love my new disclaimer! Sometimes I'm so ev0l I even scandalize myself.

baylorsr April 21 2005, 03:45:45 UTC

You should add "movable collarbone" as one of the features.

hiyacynth April 21 2005, 03:52:00 UTC

Shut up what's yer point my collarbone is just fine thank you very much what about your... your pervyness with the psycho patient underage hottie boy huy? you talk to me about my collarbone...

Um. Maybe one cheap margarita too many tonight. Hard to tell. No, easy to tell. Definitely one too many.

valmontheights April 21 2005, 10:08:02 UTC

I wonder what "super cleavage action" consists of.

Instant 'bodice-ripping' movement?

Snap-on boobie extensions?

Super-realistic 'bouncing' jiggle?

'Bursting out' instant-babe button?

hiyacynth April 21 2005, 12:47:42 UTC

Hmm... I think #4, instant-babe button. Turns bookish, teacher-looking types into tarts with the push of a button. The neckline plunges, the boobage--um--pushes up.

valmontheights April 21 2005, 13:16:26 UTC

The neckline plunges, the boobage pushes up, the glasses come off, a gust of wind comes from out of tiny installed air-pumps concealed within the joints for that perfect sexpot "hair-waving neck sway" action.

hiyacynth April 21 2005, 14:45:56 UTC

Excellent! You rock at this game.