Valentimes Day (crosspost)

[hitwizard]

So:

My father had more best friends than anybody.  Tonight, one of those guys showed up on my doorstep as Kevin and I were headed to Taco Mesa.  Derr-unk.  So I shuffle him into his rental car and take him with us to Taco Mesa.  On the way over, he offers(repeatedly) to take us out for steak or whatever, but we are firm in our desire for nachos.  I

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[rubbermangoat]

there are interesting parallels between your post and an article from the Santa Fe Reporter this week: http://sfreporter.com/articles/publish/love-sex-020707-strippers.php

[backthemac]

Wow. Our little Joey had quite the adventure. I have to say this is a better blog than anything I've posted lately. Kudos.

Captain Creams? Bummer. I've never been there but I've come to understand "The Library is better."

The G-String over tinier G-String is way stupid. What's the logic behind that? It's like, if you're with a chick and she takes her bra off only to reveal... another bra! Yes! Score!

Was the OBGYN line directed *at* you or *by* you?

Wait wait wait. Of the 6 strippers you hung out with, 3 of them were named Ginger? That ain't right.

Wow. I've never seen the described fire trick. That must've been neat.

[Strippers are just like normal women except they're completely dead on the inside.]

[quintillian]

I finally just actually read this thing. I've never been to a strip club and now... I want to work at one.

Kidding. I'm kidding. Mostly.