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[hisjunior]

Alice, Mary Jane, and a jar of peanut butter make for a good story, but my actual day consisted of less deviating from the norm than I can claim, even while being in possession of all three. Still, the loot wasn't bad.

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[dunged]

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BARTBART, birthdays are good when they aren't mine yeah seems like you liked it right right

[hisjunior]

They're usually better when they aren't mine as well, but then people don't usually know how to cater to my vices. Good show.

[dunged]

vices make the fucking world go round mate

[hisjunior]

And I'm only just getting started.

[fluctuated]

Oh, hell, for a moment there I thought you were talking about real girls. Happy birthday, Barty. I didn't know you actually liked peanut butter, I thought you were just fucked.

[hisjunior]

Tricked you.

I've not yet tried it when I'm not, but I think it still counts.

Thanks, Em.

[fluctuated]

What food do you like sober?

[hisjunior]

Spicy, preferably, though they don't serve it often here.

[obsidere]

Happy birthday, Bartemius!!

[hisjunior]

Is the idea that this will be worth a lot of money one day?

[obsidere]

Naturally!! That, and it's the greatest gift one could receive!!

[franking]

ALICE STATHAM????????

[hisjunior]

I never found out her last name.

[fluctuated]

In Wonderland?