I am pure EVIL

[hiseviltwin]

Really, I am.

I invited Stephan over, and when he opens the door, a bucket of cold water is going to fall on him!

It's genius, and pure, pure evil.
Muhahahaha

I also put Vaseline on my closet handle, and mashed potato flakes in the towel. He's going to hate me so much.

Muhahahaha

Comments

[guitar_for_hire]

Here's a tip:

Don't blog about it *before* it takes effect, next time.

--Your brother and his internet account

[hiseviltwin]

You weren't supposed to find my blog, dork!

You're so annoying.

[guitar_for_hire]

You had to learn it from one of your elders, kiddo.

[hiseviltwin]

Kiddo?

I guess I'll tell everyone about your teddy bear.

That you carried for WAY too long.

[guitar_for_hire]

Well, then, they might kick you out of student housing. Then what? Move in with me? I can't picture you living at the Downtowner.

[hiseviltwin]

Yes.

I would move in with YOU.
And eat your food.

Why can't you picture me living there? I could live there.

[guitar_for_hire]

Because I can't picture you paying rent, doing chores, or picking up after yourself. I lived across the hall from you for eighteen years or so, remember? Do you have that half-Goth, half-junkyard theme going in your dorm room?

[hiseviltwin]

It's a good theme, and paying rent isn't so hard.

I do have a job, you know. I'll just give up money to the rent person.

[guitar_for_hire]

Ginger.

[hiseviltwin]

pale face.

[guitar_for_hire]

You'd be pale, too, if you lost like ninety-nine percent of your freckles.

[hiseviltwin]

Freckles are beauty marks.

So, that makes you an ugly face.